Weekend Catalyst

Sorry For The Absence

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FAMILY. Circa 2006.

Bridge the Gap.

So the other day I was watching some show on historic feats in man made (not woman made) construction. Just kidding, I bet a woman did something to build these, like get in the way. Bring the mother fucking ruckus. Anywho, this shit blew my mind. At this point in the night I think I was about 6 beers deep so I deemed it necessary to grab my computer and start doing my research for this post. As you can tell so far, I did a lot...

VIADUC de MILLAU


This baby is over a mile and a half long. It is the tallest bridge in the world, it's tallest mast standing at 1,125 feet. The coolest thing in the world you might say? Nope, it's in France. End of story. Fuck.
Did you hear this? See the soccer ball next to the video resolution? If you click that, it blasts Vuvuzela horns over your video... I kid you not. I tried to see if it was on every video but it is not. See if you can find one.





Obviously if you click on the pictures they will get bigger, nice try Eagle eyes.


Now that you have seen a modern marvel in bridge making technology, look at what they used as a "NOT TO DO" sort of thing. They learn from the best.




Now it is time to blow your mind. Two words, Aeroelastic Flutter. You saw the video of Galloping Gertie. But do you know why that happened? Aeroelastic Flutter. Basically every single thing in the Universe gives off its own natural mode of vibration, everything. So when a 40 mph wind comes tearing through the Tacoma Narrows, that is going to fuck things up. But when that wind matches the natural vibration of the bridge and is larger than the natural damping of the system is where things start to get interesting. Next, I bring you to Self-Exciting Oscillation. This is where shit is totally fucking fucked. There is nothing you can do now, God takes over, or maybe it's his old friend. Read.

I'm not taking questions today. Thank you for your time.

Old School Ain't Nothing To Fuck With

The Real Thing

What Would Tyler Durden Do?

TMZ has learned Sandra Bullock filed for divorce in Travis County Court in Austin, Texas … and the reason it didn’t surface until now is because Sandra turned it into a puzzle.
The case was filed under Sandra’s initials — backwards … B.A.S.
Jesse James was also identified by his initials — J.J.G. Jesse’s middle name is Gregory.

Is that legal? It doesn’t seem like that would be legal. To just put any random combination of letters down and claim that’s you. If it is I’m gonna go marry some illegal alien and claim it’s really Megan Fox. “Juanita Morales” is actually Megan Fox. I figure it will take at least a year for the courts to sort everything out, and until then I’d legally be her husband. It’s not rape if you’re married. It’s a “domestic misunderstanding”.

I HAVE A THAT'S BONER RIGHT NOW

BOSS

Rooney would love a nice cold beer..

I truly love him for this.

So close!

So as we all know the man above (John Terry) had an affair with his ex-best friend/teammate's (Wayne Bridge) baby's mama. Now, this "Team Bridge" autograph seeker tried to trick him into saying sorry by writing "To Wayne I'm Sorry". Brilliant stuff and so close at that. Better luck next time.

HOLY FUCK.

I was watching this game until about 2 seconds before this, I go to the bathroom, taking my time of course and when I come back they have continued play, but all the announcers are talking about is this Aaron Ramsey injury and how the whole game has changed into a more sombre mood. Well now I fucking know why. That dude got the "Eduardo-Djibril Treatment".


Sorry about those pictures...I'm going to go throw up now.

Special: Hide The Salami In Everyone But Your Wife

Ashley Cole is dead. Not really, he's still very much alive. And so is his "Tiger Woods" and by "Tiger Woods" I mean "his penis", and by "his penis" I mean "his pussy hunter", and by "his pussy hunter", I mean he fucked some Seattle Gov. Employee while he and his Chelsea teammates played the Sounders over the summer. Now this seems playful and innocent, but let us not forget he has been with a Cheryl since 2004, and married to her since 2006. Woopsies! Count on A. Hole, err A. Cole to steal the spotlight from his center back teammate and countrymen John Terry and his own infidelities. I can only hope Cheryl will run into my arms for comfort and real satisfaction in the love lair as all of her worst dreams are confirmed in the form of her cheating /muffdiving /girlsoccerteamplayin' /girlnamehavin' / husband.

PS. I have a joke for you guys about John Terry. If you wanna see it look in the comments. You have to know shit about Football (Soccer).

PS AGAIN. You ain't flying so high now are you, you small club, blue shite scumbag. (Shite = Shyte = Shit)

UPDATE: Cheryl Cole 'dumps Ashley by text'... as he faces fight for his future at Chelsea.

World Cup Kits (Teams that matter)

I realize that these pictures are essentially the MP3's of images but give me a damn break. When I say MP3's I mean barely recognizable, piss poor, and a grotesque lesser beings of the truest form. AKA these are all leaked photos. What I give you is the Netherlands Home and Away kits. Home obviously being the Oranje, and the top photo, Away, being the extremely sexy red, white, and blue. Ofcourse Spain drops a bomb with the dark blue away kit. A far cry from their yellow Euro 2008 away kit, but shit I can't deny that Torres and Villa won't look stunning. And last but certainly not least is the grand USA. The amazing home kits. From what I have seen as far as possibilities, the US will have blue and red versions of the above for Away and third kits. Shibbytasticness.

PS. That Holland shot with Sneijder and Robben is a screenshot from the new Fifa World Cup Video Game! Fancy that!?

Fucking Awesome?

This would be a screen shot of the webcam of the new Red Bulls Arena that is being build. Check out what someone built into the snow. Can they not spell? Tron Funkn Blow?

Tiger's first interview since...

I am Tiger Woods from TWoods

I am sick and tired of hearing about TIger Woods and how many women (whores (same thing)) he has slammed with his putter. This is the tell all interview of his side of the story and to be honest I kind of feel bad for the guy...oh wait no I don't. Looks like he was a bad choice in the Racial Draft.

TB Out of Town Until The 29th..

Listen up little mates and matettes. Your two favorite humans will be down in California working on a tree farm cutting real trees for a real christmas. I included the bonfire picture because were gonna burn some shit. Laters.

FIVE ONE FOUR

DESPISED ICON'S BONUS TRACK

God bless the USA.

Since the game was not broadcast last night, check out these highlights. We have punched our ticket to South Africa!

VLNS!!! Get it while its still smolderin'!

CLICK HERE FOR NAKED PICS OF ME!

Proper fucked.

Nice work my friend.