Video Of The Day

Drainage! Drainage, Eli, you boy. Drained dry. I'm so sorry. Here, if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. There it is, that's a straw, you see? You watching? And my straw reaches acroooooooss the room, and starts to drink your milkshake... I... drink... your... milkshake!

Otherwordly

If anyone ever wants to trade cars with you for a day, and they have a waaaayyy nicer car. Please don't think twice about it and enjoy the finer things in life. All gratitude to Jostin Darlington.

Bridge the Gap.

So the other day I was watching some show on historic feats in man made (not woman made) construction. Just kidding, I bet a woman did something to build these, like get in the way. Bring the mother fucking ruckus. Anywho, this shit blew my mind. At this point in the night I think I was about 6 beers deep so I deemed it necessary to grab my computer and start doing my research for this post. As you can tell so far, I did a lot...

VIADUC de MILLAU


This baby is over a mile and a half long. It is the tallest bridge in the world, it's tallest mast standing at 1,125 feet. The coolest thing in the world you might say? Nope, it's in France. End of story. Fuck.
Did you hear this? See the soccer ball next to the video resolution? If you click that, it blasts Vuvuzela horns over your video... I kid you not. I tried to see if it was on every video but it is not. See if you can find one.





Obviously if you click on the pictures they will get bigger, nice try Eagle eyes.


Now that you have seen a modern marvel in bridge making technology, look at what they used as a "NOT TO DO" sort of thing. They learn from the best.




Now it is time to blow your mind. Two words, Aeroelastic Flutter. You saw the video of Galloping Gertie. But do you know why that happened? Aeroelastic Flutter. Basically every single thing in the Universe gives off its own natural mode of vibration, everything. So when a 40 mph wind comes tearing through the Tacoma Narrows, that is going to fuck things up. But when that wind matches the natural vibration of the bridge and is larger than the natural damping of the system is where things start to get interesting. Next, I bring you to Self-Exciting Oscillation. This is where shit is totally fucking fucked. There is nothing you can do now, God takes over, or maybe it's his old friend. Read.

I'm not taking questions today. Thank you for your time.

So close!

So as we all know the man above (John Terry) had an affair with his ex-best friend/teammate's (Wayne Bridge) baby's mama. Now, this "Team Bridge" autograph seeker tried to trick him into saying sorry by writing "To Wayne I'm Sorry". Brilliant stuff and so close at that. Better luck next time.

HOLY FUCK.

I was watching this game until about 2 seconds before this, I go to the bathroom, taking my time of course and when I come back they have continued play, but all the announcers are talking about is this Aaron Ramsey injury and how the whole game has changed into a more sombre mood. Well now I fucking know why. That dude got the "Eduardo-Djibril Treatment".


Sorry about those pictures...I'm going to go throw up now.

Everyone loves the Jersey Shore.

For how shitty these people's general outlooks on life are, everyone in the world is in love with these bronzed, bombed, bimbo babes (and I am just talking about the guys.) Seriously though this has become the new crack/cocaine for America. People "watch it only because they think it is funny." The world is something that I will never understand. Now these people are more famous than they should have ever been, in fact they should all be dead from fake tan UV radiation, steroids, alcohol poisoning (excessive Jagger bombs), every STD known to man and animals combined as well as many undiscovered species as well, among other things. Can you die from shitty tattoos? I always thought you could but no one I know is dead from that yet, what a shame.

Maybe I'm just jealous of them all. Maybe not.

P.S. Michael Cera is awesome.

Fucking Awesome?

This would be a screen shot of the webcam of the new Red Bulls Arena that is being build. Check out what someone built into the snow. Can they not spell? Tron Funkn Blow?

You know you are not at a real party when...

Someone stops playing the Beastie Boys for Justin Bieber.

Women...

Click to make it bigger so you can fucking read it.

New card. What do you think?

Found this over on F.C.Kids blog, but you can check out their website: MEATCARDS.com. This legendary quote comes straight from them, "MEAT CARDS do not fit in a Rolodex, because their deliciousness CANNOT BE CONTAINED in a Rolodex." They literally laser print on beef jerky and claim they only have 2 ingredients: Meat and Lasers. That is fucking awesome.

P.S. Good coloring.