Happy Saturday.

Someone should Telli Balo how to...

I wish he would concentrate more on football because he has some real talent. You'd think in all the practicing he has done in his life that he would know how to put a penny on. Maybe he is to busy thinking about dumping his super model girlfriend over a text message or what color next to die his pub...hair. The hair on his head.

The Knight Progresses

Thanks Pat Anderson.

The Mighty Gareth Bale

Video Of The Day

Drainage! Drainage, Eli, you boy. Drained dry. I'm so sorry. Here, if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. There it is, that's a straw, you see? You watching? And my straw reaches acroooooooss the room, and starts to drink your milkshake... I... drink... your... milkshake!

Video Of The Day

Thank you Marco Mendoza for this wonderful clip.

Bridge the Gap.

So the other day I was watching some show on historic feats in man made (not woman made) construction. Just kidding, I bet a woman did something to build these, like get in the way. Bring the mother fucking ruckus. Anywho, this shit blew my mind. At this point in the night I think I was about 6 beers deep so I deemed it necessary to grab my computer and start doing my research for this post. As you can tell so far, I did a lot...

VIADUC de MILLAU


This baby is over a mile and a half long. It is the tallest bridge in the world, it's tallest mast standing at 1,125 feet. The coolest thing in the world you might say? Nope, it's in France. End of story. Fuck.
Did you hear this? See the soccer ball next to the video resolution? If you click that, it blasts Vuvuzela horns over your video... I kid you not. I tried to see if it was on every video but it is not. See if you can find one.





Obviously if you click on the pictures they will get bigger, nice try Eagle eyes.


Now that you have seen a modern marvel in bridge making technology, look at what they used as a "NOT TO DO" sort of thing. They learn from the best.




Now it is time to blow your mind. Two words, Aeroelastic Flutter. You saw the video of Galloping Gertie. But do you know why that happened? Aeroelastic Flutter. Basically every single thing in the Universe gives off its own natural mode of vibration, everything. So when a 40 mph wind comes tearing through the Tacoma Narrows, that is going to fuck things up. But when that wind matches the natural vibration of the bridge and is larger than the natural damping of the system is where things start to get interesting. Next, I bring you to Self-Exciting Oscillation. This is where shit is totally fucking fucked. There is nothing you can do now, God takes over, or maybe it's his old friend. Read.

I'm not taking questions today. Thank you for your time.

Sit. Goooood AT-AT. Good boy.

This is cool as shit. Jabba the Hut shit...

Video Of The Day

Gourmet: 151 Pieces from Frank151 TV on Vimeo.

Got free haircuts for this..

Xander and I went to this game. It was fucking great. My buddy Shmeagal Filicetti almost died I believe, sorta still waiting to hear the story of his disappearance. Finally the Sounders hit some home goals though. Thanks again Xander. And thank you Great Clips for the free haircut as we scored 3 goals. I'm really just looking to get my kugglesack polished up. Does the haircut specify it being the hair on your head?

Fantastic Fanatic

Deez Nuts new record preview

DEEZ NUTS "THIS ONE'S FOR YOU" PT. 3 from hartleyphoto on Vimeo.

Wow.

So close!

So as we all know the man above (John Terry) had an affair with his ex-best friend/teammate's (Wayne Bridge) baby's mama. Now, this "Team Bridge" autograph seeker tried to trick him into saying sorry by writing "To Wayne I'm Sorry". Brilliant stuff and so close at that. Better luck next time.

Let's Break It Down

This video recounts the history of the "Amen Break," a six-second drum sample from the b-side of a chart-topping single from 1969. This sample was used extensively in early hiphop and sample-based music. For example NWA's "Straight Outta Compton." Give this video a watch, it's worth it.

I'm Trying To Get This Circulated..

This guy sucks.

Just incase you were wondering who the best striker in the world is.

THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN!

To kick things off again, watch the greatest music video in the history of the world. As the title states on the post, we are back. California was great but it was time to come home. Stay tuned for a post of the trip.

SOBER HOOLIGAN STATUS