24 KILATES X Reebok F.C.V.K Collection

Spanish sneaker retailer 24 KILATES teams up with Reebok in this World Cup year to commemorate both the world’s game as well as its 5th anniversary. I must say that these are some of the nicer Reeboks I have seen in awhile. The 2 tone palette is something of beauty if I do say so myself.

UNDFTD World Cup Tees

Espana. It's all mine. My only burning question is where the fuck are the KNVB and USA tees? They did however make France, Brazil, South Africa, Germany, England, and Portugal.

I HAVE A THAT'S BONER RIGHT NOW

BOSS

3 Kits I Must Acquire

These acquisitions are imperative in the coming months. Take a long hard look and digest the beauty.

South Africa can't come soon enough..

World Cup Kits (Teams that matter)

I realize that these pictures are essentially the MP3's of images but give me a damn break. When I say MP3's I mean barely recognizable, piss poor, and a grotesque lesser beings of the truest form. AKA these are all leaked photos. What I give you is the Netherlands Home and Away kits. Home obviously being the Oranje, and the top photo, Away, being the extremely sexy red, white, and blue. Ofcourse Spain drops a bomb with the dark blue away kit. A far cry from their yellow Euro 2008 away kit, but shit I can't deny that Torres and Villa won't look stunning. And last but certainly not least is the grand USA. The amazing home kits. From what I have seen as far as possibilities, the US will have blue and red versions of the above for Away and third kits. Shibbytasticness.

PS. That Holland shot with Sneijder and Robben is a screenshot from the new Fifa World Cup Video Game! Fancy that!?

These could score on Madrid and Barca..

La Liga's side Getafe signed a one-year deal with Burger King for 1.5 mill or something. But the coolest part is you can literally celebrate like The King, just pull your jersey over your head. This could potentially open the door for some sick shit, yet at the same time, RUIN football as we know it. I think it may be a double edged sword here. My only thinking is if Liverpool keeps the Carlsberg logo, you flip up the jersey and it shows a Carlsberg girl's titties or something. So you got Torres running around with double d's on his face. I stand behind that.

Spain smashes Azerdooshcocks

If you needed any clarification that Spain is the best fucking national team in the whole god damn world and they are going to win the fucking World Cup, then take today and notch that under "I told you so". Above is my man crush David Villa who has the smallest beard known to man (soul patch). He took home a first half hat-trick. But they weren't finished there, Spain drove in three more goals thanks to a Liverpool brace and a Guiza tap. You could say Espana pulled Azerbaijan's white shorts down and finger blasted them until their roommates walked in last night from the movie they said would be out way later... Oh shit.. I mean they got killed today..