Still Proud of The USA

DOPE: U.S.A.

Mister Cartoon was commissioned by Nike to work on the Team USA Kit. The murdered out Air Zoom Tiempos look really nice. Three thumbs up.

World Cup Kits (Teams that matter)

I realize that these pictures are essentially the MP3's of images but give me a damn break. When I say MP3's I mean barely recognizable, piss poor, and a grotesque lesser beings of the truest form. AKA these are all leaked photos. What I give you is the Netherlands Home and Away kits. Home obviously being the Oranje, and the top photo, Away, being the extremely sexy red, white, and blue. Ofcourse Spain drops a bomb with the dark blue away kit. A far cry from their yellow Euro 2008 away kit, but shit I can't deny that Torres and Villa won't look stunning. And last but certainly not least is the grand USA. The amazing home kits. From what I have seen as far as possibilities, the US will have blue and red versions of the above for Away and third kits. Shibbytasticness.

PS. That Holland shot with Sneijder and Robben is a screenshot from the new Fifa World Cup Video Game! Fancy that!?

God bless the USA.

Since the game was not broadcast last night, check out these highlights. We have punched our ticket to South Africa!

UPDATE: What's wrong with U.S.?

I don't know how you can be more disappointed in anything than our country today. Im not even talking about politics or the economy or anything like that and I never will. I am talking about our "beloved" National Team. When are these guys going to show up to the national stage? Sure we can beat CONCACAF teams (most of the time) but when we really need to pull through we pull out. I will support them forever but as a good friend of mine once said, "We play with no identity, we play uptight, nervous and without toughness, no creators or finishers. We can only score of PK's." We do not play the beautiful game of football...we play soccer and it sucks. Brazil is not even the best team in the world anymore. We get beat 3-0 by them. Even fucking Egypt (ranked 40) put in 3 goals against them and would have taken a draw if it wasn't for a stoppage time penalty kick for a hand ball by the Pyramids. I used to think that we are better than results like this but I don't even know anymore. We have got a long way to go.

UPDATE: Egypt just beat Italy...Meaning we play Egypt next and still have a shot at this thing is Brazil beats Italy. You still with me? Yet again, not looking good for U.S.

Just so I don't do anything I will regret with my life I post this so that we can be happy and share a little bit of joy on this day of misery and hate.

Traitor

You are looking at a man born in New Jersey (USA, if you did not know that...). A man who turned down the United States National Soccer Team in the 2006 World Cup so that he could take his chances to join the Italian team. He denied the country he was born in and the country his family lives in so that he could play for the country of his past origins. Last night the U.S. National team played the Italians and we lost to them thanks to 2 goals from this man. He single handedly sunk the country that gave him birth and provide for his family. He dedicated the goals to his family...who still live in America. That's Bone does not respect him. Maybe Im just mad because one of our best National Team prospects turned us down for some greener grass. I'll show him greener grass, he'll be looking up 6 feet at it.


In other news: I love Gattuso.

America trumps Honduras

This weekend the almighty USA cock fucked the Hondurian National collection of Didier Drogba look-a-likes in a 2-1 bash. Landon D. melted a penalty by the keeper for the equalizer, then Bocanegra's dolphin like diving header secured the goal which led the Red, White, & Blue to a victory. Pictured above is Clint Dempsey, the man responsible for giving away the ball that conceded Honduras' early strike. These are his new superfly joints, which are fucking sick. The "Don't Tread On Me" snake is located on the heel which I thoroughly enjoy. Additionally the name of his daughter Elyse is stitched onto the boots. And although a whack spelling, it's a pretty decent name I guess...