BARCELONA BOUND

Can never have too many pictures of "Small Beard". Congratulations. Now team up with Messi and Ibra like we know you can.

adidas F50

ENOUGH SAID.

I HAVE A THAT'S BONER RIGHT NOW

BOSS

3 Kits I Must Acquire

These acquisitions are imperative in the coming months. Take a long hard look and digest the beauty.

South Africa can't come soon enough..

World Cup Kits (Teams that matter)

I realize that these pictures are essentially the MP3's of images but give me a damn break. When I say MP3's I mean barely recognizable, piss poor, and a grotesque lesser beings of the truest form. AKA these are all leaked photos. What I give you is the Netherlands Home and Away kits. Home obviously being the Oranje, and the top photo, Away, being the extremely sexy red, white, and blue. Ofcourse Spain drops a bomb with the dark blue away kit. A far cry from their yellow Euro 2008 away kit, but shit I can't deny that Torres and Villa won't look stunning. And last but certainly not least is the grand USA. The amazing home kits. From what I have seen as far as possibilities, the US will have blue and red versions of the above for Away and third kits. Shibbytasticness.

PS. That Holland shot with Sneijder and Robben is a screenshot from the new Fifa World Cup Video Game! Fancy that!?

Matchday: La Liga (Update)

Valencia take on Madrid today in a classic battle. TB predicts a Valencia triumph with Juan Mata, Pablo Hernandez, and David Villa playing key roles. Edit: ALMOST
The derby between Barca and Espanyol takes place as well. Espanyol will fall to the axe of Ibrahimovic. Edit: YUP

Spain smashes Azerdooshcocks

If you needed any clarification that Spain is the best fucking national team in the whole god damn world and they are going to win the fucking World Cup, then take today and notch that under "I told you so". Above is my man crush David Villa who has the smallest beard known to man (soul patch). He took home a first half hat-trick. But they weren't finished there, Spain drove in three more goals thanks to a Liverpool brace and a Guiza tap. You could say Espana pulled Azerbaijan's white shorts down and finger blasted them until their roommates walked in last night from the movie they said would be out way later... Oh shit.. I mean they got killed today..