Life Comes To Fruition

It has been an anticipatory battle for Blaise to net.. Albeit too long for most. I have B'd my L all over some T's more times than this M'effer has netted. But slow and steady wins the race right? P.S. As an added incentive.. Whoever can guess my background image in the left portion of the second photograph besides Marco, Garrett, and the obvious.. Royal payments will ensue.

Got free haircuts for this..

Xander and I went to this game. It was fucking great. My buddy Shmeagal Filicetti almost died I believe, sorta still waiting to hear the story of his disappearance. Finally the Sounders hit some home goals though. Thanks again Xander. And thank you Great Clips for the free haircut as we scored 3 goals. I'm really just looking to get my kugglesack polished up. Does the haircut specify it being the hair on your head?

Sounders FC Reveal "Electricity Kit"

The Seattle Sounders FC revealed their third kit today at the team’s Pro Shop at Pacific Place.

The third kit is Electricity, highlighted by Rave Green trim. The uniform also features a one-color Sounders FC badge on the left chest.

“A third kit is traditional among many international soccer clubs,” said Sounders FC owner and general manager Adrian Hanauer. “We will wear the third kit for international friendlies, possibly for some cup matches, and whenever Sigi feels like the “electricity” might bring us a result.”

The performance design cues carry over with adidas FORMOTION and CLIMACOOL. FORMOTION technology allows the uniforms to move naturally with the athlete's body resulting in ideal comfort while in motion. CLIMACOOL technology combines moisture wicking fabric with strategically placed mesh material in the player's heat zones to keep the athlete at optimum temperature.

“These are really great kits,” said Sounders FC forward Fredy Montero. “We are going to help the stadium save money on the electricity bill.”

Fans can purchase the third kit at the Pacific Place and Qwest Field Pro Shop’s or through the team’s website.


I still don't know what the hell I am looking at...I mean I guess these are awesome? I think someone who has been celebrating 420 today might look at these and go nuts, or really want a banana and some avacado...?

Who the fuck knows or cares. I was supposed to post this yesterday, was in the middle of it but then I got distracted. Here you go.

First Kick 2010.

MLS First Kick 2010 Commerical from mlsinsider on Vimeo.

Who knows what is going to happen with the CBA/strike junk but let's just hope that this season happens. Because the Sounders need to win the MLS Cup.

Special: Hide The Salami In Everyone But Your Wife

Ashley Cole is dead. Not really, he's still very much alive. And so is his "Tiger Woods" and by "Tiger Woods" I mean "his penis", and by "his penis" I mean "his pussy hunter", and by "his pussy hunter", I mean he fucked some Seattle Gov. Employee while he and his Chelsea teammates played the Sounders over the summer. Now this seems playful and innocent, but let us not forget he has been with a Cheryl since 2004, and married to her since 2006. Woopsies! Count on A. Hole, err A. Cole to steal the spotlight from his center back teammate and countrymen John Terry and his own infidelities. I can only hope Cheryl will run into my arms for comfort and real satisfaction in the love lair as all of her worst dreams are confirmed in the form of her cheating /muffdiving /girlsoccerteamplayin' /girlnamehavin' / husband.

PS. I have a joke for you guys about John Terry. If you wanna see it look in the comments. You have to know shit about Football (Soccer).

PS AGAIN. You ain't flying so high now are you, you small club, blue shite scumbag. (Shite = Shyte = Shit)

UPDATE: Cheryl Cole 'dumps Ashley by text'... as he faces fight for his future at Chelsea.

Sounders 2010 Schedule Released.

Click here for the full schedule

The image is broken because that is the way that they send it in the email. Don't judge me...

Yeah jump on the bandwagon why don't you. Stupid animals.

I guess these guys over at Woodland Park Zoo are a fan of the Sounders too.

THE TRUTH:
5 year old, Wayne Wilkins*, was upset about the Sounders draw last night, so his parents decided to take him to the Zoo in hopes of cheering up the little bugger. Anyway, little Wayne was playing with his Sounders ball, working on his touch (he is already much better than Jaqua) when he got too close to the Bear cage. Short story long, the Bear fucking grabbed him and punched him to death. Yeah...and then the same shit happened with the Snow Leopards and the Penguins. A lot of people died. So yeah I definitely didn't make this up, this is like a fable, it's a true story. No, fuck you man. That shit's real.

*=Name changed to protect the innocent, dead.

It's official: October 29th = "Seattle Sounders FC Day"

City of Seattle * Office of the Mayor

PROCLAMATION

WHEREAS, the City of Seattle appreciates its professional sports teams, recognizing that they add to the city's prestige, elicit home-town pride and offer a sense of collective camaraderie and solidarity within our communities; and

WHEREAS, the Seattle Sounders FC - which has completed a dream season - embarks on its playoff run, becoming just the second team in MLS history to do so in its inaugural season; and

WHEREAS, the Sounders FC is the most successful espansion franchise in the history of US soccer, boasting the best per game attendance average - 30,943 - in MLS history; and

WHEREAS, the Sounders FC has become the first US soccer team to break the top 50 in average attendance of all the Fu'tbol clubs throughout the world; and

WHEREAS, the Sounders FC - winner of the US Open Cup - qualifies for CONCACAF Champions League next year; and

WHEREAS, the Sounders FC is now the franchise by which all others will be judged, and whose supporters are the envy of clubs everywhere;

NOW, THEREFORE, I, GREGORY J. NICKELS, Mayor of the City of Seattle, proclaim October 29, 2009 to be

SEATTLE SOUNDERS FC DAY

in Seattle, and I hereby urge citizens to join me in raising our "scarves up," and wishing the Rave Green all the best as they compete for the 2009 MLS Cup.

[signed] GREG NICKELS, Mayor

Here is what we are looking at boys.

The MLS playoffs draw. The Final of course being in Seattle on November 22nd. I used to have tickets to this bad boy but in the divorce I had to give them back. The Sounders are looking great right now and I can't wait to get my hands on the MLS Cup. In other football news, Liverpool rightfully whooped the shit out of Manchester United, (again and again and again). Lowell and I will be leaving Florida next Sunday pointing the Explorer NW and we will see you all very soon after. That's about all for now.

Sounders host Union in 2010 MLS First Kick at Qwest Field

MLS First Kick next season will again be hosted by the Seattle Sounders. This time however, we are not the expansion team. We will welcome next years newest team the Philadelphia Union with a proper skull fucking. It will be on ESPN 2, March 25th.

This is the 2nd time I have ever seen Hurtado smile.

VW MLS Goal Celebration video. They needed a Seattle Sounder to help them out with this one, so naturally they picked... J.K Hurtado? Hell yeah, I would have done the same thing. This guy is phenomenal.

This is the 1st time I have ever seen Hurtado smile.

Our first piece of silverware as an expansion team. Excellent game that we definitely deserved to win. Celebrate.

I have filled my heart with hate.

I am so damn mad about the Sounders game last night. No pictures, no happiness. Wednesday was the best day of my life, Thursday was the worst. Consider this my suicide note. So many reasons to die. Goodbye.

Weekend Wrap-Up

Yes, there are only 3 sports teams in existence. 2 of them won (Good Day) and 1 of them lost (Bad Day) this weekend. Figure it out yourselves.

FIFA 10 Sneak peek...

Recap.

The numbers can be deceiving. I would say that we played "decent" or at least as "decent" as we could considering it is Barca. And we were started against the likes of Messi, Henry, Xavi, Puyol, Abidal and Alves. They definitely did not fuck around like they did against the Galaxy. They came to give us a show and thats what we got, a good old ass whooping. Can't get mad at a Messiah brace though.

FC Barcelona's history explains the club's motto

"FC Barcelona’s club motto seems boastful. Mes que un club – More than a club. But a look at the club’s history shows its humble roots and admirable themes that prove the motto true.

To Catalans in Spain, Barca has been “a defining institution of Catalan nationalism,” as Franklin Foer wrote in his 2004 book, How Soccer Explains the World. They have a policy not to accept money for a corporate shirt sponsor and, beginning in 2006, they started donating $1.9 million each year to UNICEF in an agreement that allows the club to adorn the UNICEF logo across the front of their kits.

Add to those ideals their worldwide roster that includes players from nine different countries and four continents and tremendous success on the pitch that includes winning the treble last year and it becomes clear why FC Barcelona is considered the most popular club in all of Europe.

When the Catalan flag and language were banned after the Spanish Civil War, Camp Nou – the club’s stadium – was among the few places the language could still be heard. It therefore became a beacon for Catalonia and, over time, a symbol of progress because of the frequent defense of rights and freedoms by the club and its fans.

For all the on-field success they’ve had in the club’s 110 years, none could match that of the 2008-2009 season. And it came as quite a shock. Club president Joan Laporta was nearly ousted when the club’s membership (for which the Sounders FC Members Association was modeled) issued a 60% vote of no-confidence, falling just short of the two-thirds majority required. Laporta hired club legend Josep Guardiola as manager and retooled the roster and let the magic happen on the pitch.

Over a two-week span in May, FC Barcelona won the Copa del Rey (equivalent to the US Open Cup), the La Liga championship and the UEFA Champions League to become the first Spanish club to win the three trophies in the same season.

They bring most of that treble-winning roster to Seattle to face the Sounders Wednesday night at Qwest Field. Some roster highlights include Argentine phenom Lionel Messi, recently acquired Swedish striker Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Spanish veterans Xavi, Andres Iniesta and Carlos Puyol and Mexican defender Rafael Marquez. Not to mention Freddie Ljungberg’s former Arsenal teammate Thierry Henry (for whom my two-year-old son Henry was named)."

Kickoff is set for 7:30 Wednesday night at a sold out Qwest Field.


P.S. I did not write this

MLS All Star game wrap up (I lied)

So tonight the MLS All Star team lost for the first time against English opposition. Granted those Toffee fucks should not have scored in the first place to even force a penalty shootout to take place..I hate Stuart Holden. But lets focus on the good news. Above is a picture of the new customized Fredy Montero mi F50i, which was unveiled tonight during the game. It is to kick off the new Adidas premiere online customization customizer that custom makes things...sound similar? That's because Nike has had nikeid.com and that idea up and running for about 45 years now. It's called miadidas.com. I think they spelled MY wrong, or ME wrong. Both. There were 2 other players that did it tonight but who fucking cares? Right? If you care, which you shouldn't, click here. In other Sounders news; all of our guys that played did very well in the game, but then there was the penalty shootout and Freddie Ljungberg got his cheeky chip shot blocked to lose the game for the MLS...not too happy about it. We absolutely should have won this game. The Donovan point blank shot that hit the frame, and the last shot of the game where Casey gave it away in front of him to the keeper. 3 -0 by my count, at least. And we all know that Frenchman should not have scored..asshole.

MLS All Stars will win (I promise)

Tonight is the MLS All Star game v.s Everton (England). It is on ESPN2 because we do not care enough to put it on regular ESPN. Starts at 9:30PM on my side of the states and 6:30PM on yours. If you look at the picture, it is of the "probable" starting lineups for tonight's mass murder. 3 Sounders in the "probable" starting lineup, not too shabby. But to be completely honest the All Star team should be completely fielded by Sounders players. That's what I think, so that's what's right. I checked what is on the regular ESPN and it is a baseball game and then baseball tonight. Good idea.

SSFC/Barcelona Scarf

What do you guys think?..of the scarf. I don't wanna hear your life stories.

P.S. sorry for all the soccer posts.

P.P.S I am not sorry.