Today We Scour The Earth To Burn Your Name

YOU'LL FOREVER WALK ALONE

So close!

So as we all know the man above (John Terry) had an affair with his ex-best friend/teammate's (Wayne Bridge) baby's mama. Now, this "Team Bridge" autograph seeker tried to trick him into saying sorry by writing "To Wayne I'm Sorry". Brilliant stuff and so close at that. Better luck next time.

Special: Hide The Salami In Everyone But Your Wife

Ashley Cole is dead. Not really, he's still very much alive. And so is his "Tiger Woods" and by "Tiger Woods" I mean "his penis", and by "his penis" I mean "his pussy hunter", and by "his pussy hunter", I mean he fucked some Seattle Gov. Employee while he and his Chelsea teammates played the Sounders over the summer. Now this seems playful and innocent, but let us not forget he has been with a Cheryl since 2004, and married to her since 2006. Woopsies! Count on A. Hole, err A. Cole to steal the spotlight from his center back teammate and countrymen John Terry and his own infidelities. I can only hope Cheryl will run into my arms for comfort and real satisfaction in the love lair as all of her worst dreams are confirmed in the form of her cheating /muffdiving /girlsoccerteamplayin' /girlnamehavin' / husband.

PS. I have a joke for you guys about John Terry. If you wanna see it look in the comments. You have to know shit about Football (Soccer).

PS AGAIN. You ain't flying so high now are you, you small club, blue shite scumbag. (Shite = Shyte = Shit)

UPDATE: Cheryl Cole 'dumps Ashley by text'... as he faces fight for his future at Chelsea.

Fuck Chelsea Shite

Well, it is with great regret that I post the following limited Chelsea swag. It's actually a Kevin Garnett x Chelsea Football Club x adidas Basketball TS Commander LT collab. Boston based retailer Bodega will be offering these limited packs. This better be the last soccer scarf and jersey release that has to do with streetwear. You're stealing my thunder you motherfuckers!

Leaked Kits!

Here are some leaked pictures of the next upcoming campaign and Premier League heavyweights. Kickin' off with the Liverpool away kit, they're black, red, and gold. What more do you want?! FYI Liverpool is keeping their home jerseys for next year, as is Arsenal. The Man U joint is apparently some ode to the V they use to rock from 1909 to the 70's. The Chelsea shit is straight fucking retarded. And ofcourse Arsenal is some weird green styling which they use to wear in 82/83 I believe. Fucking crazy. ALL HAIL LIVERPOOL!

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Love it or hate it. It's funny. But boy do I feel bad for John Terry, even if I did want Chelsea to lose.

Manchester United vs Chelsea: Champions League Final

Today at 14:45 Manchester United will take on Chelsea in the Champions League Final in Moscow. Should be quite a game, and that's coming from someone who hates both teams. I'm still voting for Liverpool. Honestly though I hate Man Utd just a little less than Chelsea so I would like to see them pull it out. Prediction is 4-2, Man Utd. Let's see how I do. Also, Cristiano will have Chelsea, let alone Essien right where he wants 'em...by the ear?