Hmmmm...

2. They are not to be trusted.
I would expect nothing less to be completely honest.

I have filled my heart with hate.

I am so damn mad about the Sounders game last night. No pictures, no happiness. Wednesday was the best day of my life, Thursday was the worst. Consider this my suicide note. So many reasons to die. Goodbye.

Weekend Wrap-Up

Yes, there are only 3 sports teams in existence. 2 of them won (Good Day) and 1 of them lost (Bad Day) this weekend. Figure it out yourselves.

Thanks for the memories...(FUCK YOU)

So THAT'S BONE has been having a little trouble with our Xbox 360 as of recently. We feared this day would come but we will not be ill-prepared. It's called a "Fucking Warranty", you should look into it for your shit (that will eventually break). I'm not going to lie, we are not assholes with our stuff. I treated this thing like my girlfriend or better to be honest, maybe even like my mommy. With respect. But jumping back to the girlfriend, thats how the Xbox treated me, with NO respect. It started ruining my Fifa gaming which was a real problem. Sure enough right before we went home for a week she decided to pull the plug on herself. It is time to ship her to heaven, she will be missed. And by she I mean all of my achievements. A new day has come and a new dawn of reckoning. May it be full of glory. Stay tuned for updates about how I fucking kill everyone if there are any problems in the process of me getting a new 360.

Love,
Me

UPDATE: What's wrong with U.S.?

I don't know how you can be more disappointed in anything than our country today. Im not even talking about politics or the economy or anything like that and I never will. I am talking about our "beloved" National Team. When are these guys going to show up to the national stage? Sure we can beat CONCACAF teams (most of the time) but when we really need to pull through we pull out. I will support them forever but as a good friend of mine once said, "We play with no identity, we play uptight, nervous and without toughness, no creators or finishers. We can only score of PK's." We do not play the beautiful game of football...we play soccer and it sucks. Brazil is not even the best team in the world anymore. We get beat 3-0 by them. Even fucking Egypt (ranked 40) put in 3 goals against them and would have taken a draw if it wasn't for a stoppage time penalty kick for a hand ball by the Pyramids. I used to think that we are better than results like this but I don't even know anymore. We have got a long way to go.

UPDATE: Egypt just beat Italy...Meaning we play Egypt next and still have a shot at this thing is Brazil beats Italy. You still with me? Yet again, not looking good for U.S.

Just so I don't do anything I will regret with my life I post this so that we can be happy and share a little bit of joy on this day of misery and hate.

Oh the agony.

The Mariners and Sounders have been losing...

FML.

These are an absolute disgrace to my life. I hate them. It took me so long to post this because I had to clean the puke off of my keyboard, twice.

R.I.P

Terrible day for music. Furious Styles broke up. Shit