FiFA 10 Sneak peek...Pt.2

More and more screenshots of the new Fifa 10, to be released this October. I am excited about the game but not the cover...at all. Im going to have to make my own to slip into the case because if I have to look at Lamps, Blanco, and Sacha (SEE BELOW) all together, all the time. I will explode. And not the good kind of explode...like if Stevie G, FT or a Sounder was on the cover. Which is, now that I think of it, the exact cover I am going to make as a replacement.

FIFA 10 Sneak peek...

Everyone will live another day.

The gift card came super fast. You should be well enveloped by this story by now so I don't feel like I need to say that much. Long story short everyone will live for atleast another day while I too am forced to wait. Got a new Elite on THE way. I haven't been this happy in a while to be honest, its like Christmas is coming, but I already know what Im gonna get. Only this time Im not bummed because I didn't find all my presents out in the shed in the backyard. In other news, the Mariners are losing right now.

P.S Best Buy has really been impressing me lately, with the way they have handled this and all. Im just a happy camper! Rockin' and a-rollin'!

Update: To kill or not to kill everyone (Time will tell)

So I promised you guys that I would keep you updated on the the status of getting our new Xbox, since ours shitted out. If you have not read about this go and ahead and indulge by clicking this different colored string of words! We sent it a few days, weeks back? I don't remember. Anywho, I called yesterday to get the status of it and according to the helpful young broad that answered they have received the payload/our baby and sent out our replacement gift card. Fingers crossed that everyone might be spared. If the picture confused you, what the fuck else was I supposed to post a picture of? Don't ask questions, enjoy. Good call.

FUCKING STOKED: PES 2010

Yo, what the fuck! This shit is looking incredible, and FIFA watch the fuck out. I picked up PES '09 and as an avid Fifa motherfucker I can honestly say everything short of gameplay and appearance was far better in PES. However Pro Evolution looks to be a FIFA killer for the 2009/2010 season. Look at the player appearance and how advanced they got in just one year! Look at Fernando Motherfucking Torres and Lionel Motherfucking Messi above! I mean holy shit.. That's a shot of Anfield too.. Pure beauty. That's Bone is geared up for this shit. Fuck you. I highly encourage clicking to enlarge.

Thanks for the memories...(FUCK YOU)

So THAT'S BONE has been having a little trouble with our Xbox 360 as of recently. We feared this day would come but we will not be ill-prepared. It's called a "Fucking Warranty", you should look into it for your shit (that will eventually break). I'm not going to lie, we are not assholes with our stuff. I treated this thing like my girlfriend or better to be honest, maybe even like my mommy. With respect. But jumping back to the girlfriend, thats how the Xbox treated me, with NO respect. It started ruining my Fifa gaming which was a real problem. Sure enough right before we went home for a week she decided to pull the plug on herself. It is time to ship her to heaven, she will be missed. And by she I mean all of my achievements. A new day has come and a new dawn of reckoning. May it be full of glory. Stay tuned for updates about how I fucking kill everyone if there are any problems in the process of me getting a new 360.

Love,
Me

Thursday = the end of my normal life. *UPDATE*

Fifa '09 hits stores tomorrow morning. Get it as soon as you can because you are going to need all the practice time you can get with your team. Watch for Torres, and get used to starting in midfield. Nice talk, see ya out there.

*UPDATE* THEY CHANGED THE RELEASE DATE TO THURSDAY THE 16th, FUCK THE WORLD. I WOKE UP AT 10:30 (EARLY) TO GET THIS AND IT WAS NOT THERE.