A New Era

FUCK F.C. GUARDIOLA

3 Kits I Must Acquire

These acquisitions are imperative in the coming months. Take a long hard look and digest the beauty.

Matchday: La Liga (Update)

Valencia take on Madrid today in a classic battle. TB predicts a Valencia triumph with Juan Mata, Pablo Hernandez, and David Villa playing key roles. Edit: ALMOST
The derby between Barca and Espanyol takes place as well. Espanyol will fall to the axe of Ibrahimovic. Edit: YUP

IBARCADABRA

WELCOME TO SEATTLE

The first pic is self explanatory. No big deal at all. Zlatan wearing Sounders X Barca gear. The second pic would be Pep and Zlatan at UW. FTW.

"Zlatan to reign in Spain"

Glory fulfilled. Boner is to the sky.

Let the unveiling begin..

This shit is happening LIVE, right now.

UPDATE: 17:56 BST For the avoidance of doubt - and as if you hadn't guessed already - Zlatan Ibrahimovic will inherit the #9 jersey from Samuel Eto'o. (The last Swede at Barcelona, Henrik Larsson, wore #17.)

18:00 BST The time of presentation has come, with a small stage being erected in the middle of the pitch for the occasion. It's not quite the pomp and circumstance of some other presentations this summer, but as mentioned, there is a great deal of passion here. Now we just need Ibra himself!

"As happy as a child"

Who is? That's right! Raise your hand you big motherfucking swede! That quote is Zlatan on his much anticipated move to Barcelona. He is delighted, as are we. Do you think he's as happy as a boy who got to blow the King of Pop? Too soon...

Barca bound..?

THAT'S BONER TIME. Man crush of my life headed to the world champions? Zuper, Zuper, Zuperman!

In the wide world of sports

Actually the only sport that matters.. My main man crush besides Kevin Bacon (Flatliners era..) Zlatan "The Super Swede" Ibrahimovic scored twice today for Inter's last game of the 2009 campaign. Not only did they win the title and he nab the top scorer award, but he sealed a 4-3 win with fucking back heel kick. The man is genius. That's more than I can say for Seattle's new less than super swede, Freddy Ljungberg.. He could've sealed a win for our beloved Sounders last night, but instead he choked on a skin flute.

FORZA INTER!!

FUCKING CHAMPIONS. Congratulations to Hannibral the Cannibal. Fucking rifled in his 22nd Serie A goal. This marks Inter's 17 Scudetto. Celebrate Good Times.