Matchday: La Liga (Update)

Valencia take on Madrid today in a classic battle. TB predicts a Valencia triumph with Juan Mata, Pablo Hernandez, and David Villa playing key roles. Edit: ALMOST
The derby between Barca and Espanyol takes place as well. Espanyol will fall to the axe of Ibrahimovic. Edit: YUP

Is this what we have to look forward to?

This would be Cristiano's first goal donning the famous white kit. He starts with him famous crossover, gets by 2 defenders and then...oh yeah, he dives in the box. Did he have to go all the way to Real Madrid just to do that? I've been watching him do that for years with the Man U scum. I was hoping it would be something awesome. Wake me up when that happens.

Real Madrid sign Kaka

It is official, Real Madrid have signed Kaka (who contrary to his name is not a piece of shit) from AC Milan for a world record fee of around 56 million pounds...which is pretty fucking fat, do you have any idea how much that weighs? Oh, wait... pound? Like what British people call money? I thought you said pounds, for all you Americans out there that is 90 million doll hairs, dollars, bucks, bills or a shit load of pennies... In the football world this is huge news, in your world it is not. That's what That's Bone is here to do though, change what you care about by forcing you into what we care about. That is the American way isn't it?

P.S. I don't know what pounds look like, maybe in the picture above that is 56 million pounds raining down on him...it certainly is not rain in that picture though, for that I am sure.

P.P.S As much as I am an AC fan I do like this transfer, Im just glad he did not go to Man City. Real Madrid needs to return to the way people once saw them, signing Kaka is a step in the right direction.

Casillas Happy at Madrid

Iker, Real Madrid keeper is happy with his club of 18 years. The 27 year old is reportedly linked to a $190,000,000 bid from Man City. Outfuckingrageous. Stay in Spain brother!