Nike CR7 Safari Mercurial Vapors

I must admit my acute admiration for these boots. Although Cristiano Ronaldo's scurvy covered manhood will be dangling only a few feet from these warlocks; we shan't make hasty decisions. The design execution here is arguably the best fit for the Superfly II's as of yet.

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Is this what we have to look forward to?

This would be Cristiano's first goal donning the famous white kit. He starts with him famous crossover, gets by 2 defenders and then...oh yeah, he dives in the box. Did he have to go all the way to Real Madrid just to do that? I've been watching him do that for years with the Man U scum. I was hoping it would be something awesome. Wake me up when that happens.