Yeah jump on the bandwagon why don't you. Stupid animals.

I guess these guys over at Woodland Park Zoo are a fan of the Sounders too.

THE TRUTH:
5 year old, Wayne Wilkins*, was upset about the Sounders draw last night, so his parents decided to take him to the Zoo in hopes of cheering up the little bugger. Anyway, little Wayne was playing with his Sounders ball, working on his touch (he is already much better than Jaqua) when he got too close to the Bear cage. Short story long, the Bear fucking grabbed him and punched him to death. Yeah...and then the same shit happened with the Snow Leopards and the Penguins. A lot of people died. So yeah I definitely didn't make this up, this is like a fable, it's a true story. No, fuck you man. That shit's real.

*=Name changed to protect the innocent, dead.

It's official: October 29th = "Seattle Sounders FC Day"

City of Seattle * Office of the Mayor

PROCLAMATION

WHEREAS, the City of Seattle appreciates its professional sports teams, recognizing that they add to the city's prestige, elicit home-town pride and offer a sense of collective camaraderie and solidarity within our communities; and

WHEREAS, the Seattle Sounders FC - which has completed a dream season - embarks on its playoff run, becoming just the second team in MLS history to do so in its inaugural season; and

WHEREAS, the Sounders FC is the most successful espansion franchise in the history of US soccer, boasting the best per game attendance average - 30,943 - in MLS history; and

WHEREAS, the Sounders FC has become the first US soccer team to break the top 50 in average attendance of all the Fu'tbol clubs throughout the world; and

WHEREAS, the Sounders FC - winner of the US Open Cup - qualifies for CONCACAF Champions League next year; and

WHEREAS, the Sounders FC is now the franchise by which all others will be judged, and whose supporters are the envy of clubs everywhere;

NOW, THEREFORE, I, GREGORY J. NICKELS, Mayor of the City of Seattle, proclaim October 29, 2009 to be

SEATTLE SOUNDERS FC DAY

in Seattle, and I hereby urge citizens to join me in raising our "scarves up," and wishing the Rave Green all the best as they compete for the 2009 MLS Cup.

[signed] GREG NICKELS, Mayor

10.Deep Iron Clad New Era

For the cold times. And the cold ones.

Here is what we are looking at boys.

The MLS playoffs draw. The Final of course being in Seattle on November 22nd. I used to have tickets to this bad boy but in the divorce I had to give them back. The Sounders are looking great right now and I can't wait to get my hands on the MLS Cup. In other football news, Liverpool rightfully whooped the shit out of Manchester United, (again and again and again). Lowell and I will be leaving Florida next Sunday pointing the Explorer NW and we will see you all very soon after. That's about all for now.

Ron English x Secretbase Super Size Me Halloween Edition

Absolutely the raddest toy of the last two years. Ron English strikes again.

Nike Air Max Classic BW Black/Orange

Made exclusive to the UK, yet that's not gonna stop someone of my caliber of posting it in the US. Boom!

The Wrestler Grindhouse?

What if?

Mighty Healthy ‘American Psycho’ T-Shirt

A tasty little dish Mighty Healthy served up for their American Psycho movie night.

Blood Splatter

Nike has run out of ideas. And word on the street is they are unofficially dubbing both of these the Dexter's.. YAY for the bastardization of everything I love in my life.

Work to do, work to do!

Still in the process of packing and getting ready to drive back to Seattle. We will be on the road in 2 weeks.

Nike ACG Expedition 3 Layer Jacket

Fuck me sideways. I'm very proud to present to you the illest jacket ever made. I stress, EVER made. Here's a run down on some of the specs this fine motherfucker exhibits: Storm-FIT 10000mm rating, helmet compatible hood with laminated visor, integrated Dri-FIT mesh, internal goggle pocket, media pocket, removable snow skirt, Dri-FIT pit zips, pass pocket, fused adjustable cuffs, soft brushed chin guard and hand warmer pockets. Basically, you’re guaranteed to keep dry and comfortable in extreme wet weather conditions you piece of shit, and let me also say this jacket may or may not save you from the wetness females will fall victim to if you wear this within a ten block radius. Before you ask Santa for this you might want to check under her skirt.. I mean look at the price tag. Applicable taxes in tow and you're looking at just over $900. Stay gold TB readers. Stay gold.

Mini Munnyworld

It's about fucking time! I needed a new crew of fucks to draw on. That raffy in the corner is looking damn cute. Don't leave me around one of those, or ill probably punish it with my genitals.. One trick I've learned is when you draw or paint on these guys you have to first cover them with a nice golden shower.




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