Blood Splatter

Nike has run out of ideas. And word on the street is they are unofficially dubbing both of these the Dexter's.. YAY for the bastardization of everything I love in my life.

The straw that broke the camel's back..

I quit. Look at these fucking shoes. Aptly titled "Asparagus".... I can either spend the next 8 minutes writing a graphic review on the demise of Nike's Skateboarding dept. Or I could put my fucking shades on, and put a gun to my head.. In moments like this, both hold validity.

Even Baxter told me these blow..

I swear to god SB's are about as useful as shit flavored lollipops. Were talking of course about the poor representation of Ron Burgundy above. That's right, Nike has tarnished the legacy of Anchorman by putting together a horribly constructed Will Ferrell dunk. Not since the "Pee Wee Herman's" has Nike done anything remotely legit in the SB department. And Ill even give them the "Coralines". I mean really come on now, the fucking movie is almost 6 years old. Do you really think you're going to push the ungodly amount of units you could back in the day? Long gone are the days of the Dino Jr's, and the Tiffany's, etc. You know what I'm saying. Scrap it Nike; adidas is on the come up in the skate department. Just sit back and relax, put your fucking shades on, and put that gun to your head... Eat your heart out SB.. You're a fucking disgrace.

Concepts' "Blue Lobster"

I hate dunks, and I'll even go as far to say that I hate you. However dunk SB's are even worse. I will say that the concept (no pun intended) behind this release is agreeable. I think they did a good job of taking in to account the traits of a rare blue lobster. Something like 1 in 2,000,000 are born blue. Perhaps my favorite part is the frozen goods packaging, the styrofoam cooler is awesome. The last lobster release came complete with rubber-bands around the toe of each shoe. So far I dig this one though for some of the nuances.

SB on the comeback?

You decide. Boba Fett

To infinity, and beyond!

This pack is money. Literally and figuratively. Im sure its like 3 benjamins. But its a fucking Buzz Lightyear pack. Take it to the next level.