You might be sick of the Dark Knight.

But these are toys.

Joke's On You (and Me)

The day the new Dark Knight toys were released world wide we immediately geeked out, already online looking to get a hold of our buddy The Joker. At the time you could buy it one place online and it was already the most expensive figure. Numerous toy store trips, one faulty eBay auction, one great eBay auction and a few bucks later he is now part of the family. You can still buy him online but his price has increased $30 since his release. Try getting your dick beaters on one of these otherwise the later you wait the longer you are going to have to. Word on the street is that these sold out in stores in minutes, if they were even released at all in certain places. I cannot tell you how much I cannot wait to see this movie. P.S That is not the actual picture of mine because if you think I'm taking it out of the packaging then...haha.

Speak Japanese? Inquire Within.

As you may or may not know. WE NEED THESE. In order for my existence on planet earth to be solidified I must obtain these within my lifetime. Now, with that being said, this can be achieved with the use of a Japanese middleman/middlelady. If this is you, fucking email me. Capiche? If you want to live to see another day that is.