Yeah jump on the bandwagon why don't you. Stupid animals.

I guess these guys over at Woodland Park Zoo are a fan of the Sounders too.

THE TRUTH:
5 year old, Wayne Wilkins*, was upset about the Sounders draw last night, so his parents decided to take him to the Zoo in hopes of cheering up the little bugger. Anyway, little Wayne was playing with his Sounders ball, working on his touch (he is already much better than Jaqua) when he got too close to the Bear cage. Short story long, the Bear fucking grabbed him and punched him to death. Yeah...and then the same shit happened with the Snow Leopards and the Penguins. A lot of people died. So yeah I definitely didn't make this up, this is like a fable, it's a true story. No, fuck you man. That shit's real.

*=Name changed to protect the innocent, dead.

It's official: October 29th = "Seattle Sounders FC Day"

City of Seattle * Office of the Mayor

PROCLAMATION

WHEREAS, the City of Seattle appreciates its professional sports teams, recognizing that they add to the city's prestige, elicit home-town pride and offer a sense of collective camaraderie and solidarity within our communities; and

WHEREAS, the Seattle Sounders FC - which has completed a dream season - embarks on its playoff run, becoming just the second team in MLS history to do so in its inaugural season; and

WHEREAS, the Sounders FC is the most successful espansion franchise in the history of US soccer, boasting the best per game attendance average - 30,943 - in MLS history; and

WHEREAS, the Sounders FC has become the first US soccer team to break the top 50 in average attendance of all the Fu'tbol clubs throughout the world; and

WHEREAS, the Sounders FC - winner of the US Open Cup - qualifies for CONCACAF Champions League next year; and

WHEREAS, the Sounders FC is now the franchise by which all others will be judged, and whose supporters are the envy of clubs everywhere;

NOW, THEREFORE, I, GREGORY J. NICKELS, Mayor of the City of Seattle, proclaim October 29, 2009 to be

SEATTLE SOUNDERS FC DAY

in Seattle, and I hereby urge citizens to join me in raising our "scarves up," and wishing the Rave Green all the best as they compete for the 2009 MLS Cup.

[signed] GREG NICKELS, Mayor

10.Deep Iron Clad New Era

For the cold times. And the cold ones.

Here is what we are looking at boys.

The MLS playoffs draw. The Final of course being in Seattle on November 22nd. I used to have tickets to this bad boy but in the divorce I had to give them back. The Sounders are looking great right now and I can't wait to get my hands on the MLS Cup. In other football news, Liverpool rightfully whooped the shit out of Manchester United, (again and again and again). Lowell and I will be leaving Florida next Sunday pointing the Explorer NW and we will see you all very soon after. That's about all for now.

Ron English x Secretbase Super Size Me Halloween Edition

Absolutely the raddest toy of the last two years. Ron English strikes again.

Nike Air Max Classic BW Black/Orange

Made exclusive to the UK, yet that's not gonna stop someone of my caliber of posting it in the US. Boom!

The Wrestler Grindhouse?

What if?

Mighty Healthy ‘American Psycho’ T-Shirt

A tasty little dish Mighty Healthy served up for their American Psycho movie night.

Blood Splatter

Nike has run out of ideas. And word on the street is they are unofficially dubbing both of these the Dexter's.. YAY for the bastardization of everything I love in my life.

Work to do, work to do!

Still in the process of packing and getting ready to drive back to Seattle. We will be on the road in 2 weeks.

Nike ACG Expedition 3 Layer Jacket

Fuck me sideways. I'm very proud to present to you the illest jacket ever made. I stress, EVER made. Here's a run down on some of the specs this fine motherfucker exhibits: Storm-FIT 10000mm rating, helmet compatible hood with laminated visor, integrated Dri-FIT mesh, internal goggle pocket, media pocket, removable snow skirt, Dri-FIT pit zips, pass pocket, fused adjustable cuffs, soft brushed chin guard and hand warmer pockets. Basically, you’re guaranteed to keep dry and comfortable in extreme wet weather conditions you piece of shit, and let me also say this jacket may or may not save you from the wetness females will fall victim to if you wear this within a ten block radius. Before you ask Santa for this you might want to check under her skirt.. I mean look at the price tag. Applicable taxes in tow and you're looking at just over $900. Stay gold TB readers. Stay gold.

Mini Munnyworld

It's about fucking time! I needed a new crew of fucks to draw on. That raffy in the corner is looking damn cute. Don't leave me around one of those, or ill probably punish it with my genitals.. One trick I've learned is when you draw or paint on these guys you have to first cover them with a nice golden shower.




THROWBACKS

Stussy x Mad Hectic

STOOSEEYEYYY has worked with Japanese brand Mad Hectic on a series of sunglasses. The sunglasses come in overall 4 colorways, featuring solid frames and plaid colored frames. The sunglasses will be released on October 17th.

Terry Richardson Toy

This shit is hilarious. I've been a fan of his work for a little bit now, and to have yourself immortalized as a toy plastered on some tits. I mean, thats half of the American dream is it not?

Nike Sportswear Air Max Current 90 Infrared

Clean and instantly a semi classic, yet no where near the status of the original.

Rosewood Collection

Here's a new crop of TH Rosewood Tees. The one's with the bear are courtesy of a collaboration that feature the work of Phil Lumbang. Enjoy kiddies!

March 2010..

This seems a little late doesn't it? Even if it were already out it would be late in my opinion. Still awesome though. These are the new Hannah Montana "Doctor and Black Guy" action figures. Pretty neat.

New Rockwell Tee's

Parra's brand, Rockwell, has released a total of 6 new tee's. These are my favorites of the Dutch artists new collection. Hope you enjoy is well!

SOBER HOOLIGAN STATUS

Where will you be 15 years from now?

We all scream for Ice Cream!

Answer me this..

Why the fuck do I like these? Allow me to digress. Not only would I never spend money on these or even be able to talk myself into buying boots of any kind, but god damn these have some sex appeal. I swear to your broken face that if you judge me I'll punish your esophagus with my member. Step aside for a minute and actually look at these joints. Pretty shibby huh?

Where The Wild Things Are x Medicom Toy

FIVE ONE FOUR

DESPISED ICON'S BONUS TRACK

God bless the USA.

Since the game was not broadcast last night, check out these highlights. We have punched our ticket to South Africa!

VLNS!!! Get it while its still smolderin'!

CLICK HERE FOR NAKED PICS OF ME!

I give you the King of Halloween, Mr. Jason.

What follows are his words. "things change, people change, jello stops making pudding pops, bands break up, your mini disc player is a distant memory, you wish black dice was still a hardcore band, things change. you know what wont ever change? we will never stop making a fucking amazing halloween tee every year. available now, limited to 31 pcs and only available here in the store section." Get to fucking work.

Solebox x Saucony Shadow 90

Takes the fucking cake. I'm gonna go out on a limb and say these are better than the Bodega Sauconys released awhile back. Solebox certainly outdid themselves. These are estimated to be released either this month or next month.

TB SAYS GROW A NUTSACK

AND LISTEN TO DESPISED ICON


For your information these are tracks One AND Two in order, off their brand spankin' new compact disc. Pick it up assholes.

Recapture the moment you never saw..

FLYING COFFIN

A detailed look..

Here are the Nike AM 90 "Day Of The Dead". As you can tell they show similar aesthetic to the "Day Of The Dead" Dunk Hi & Lo's. Most importantly the sneaker has certain graphics that only get revealed in the dark. Happy trails!

A work of art.

I think this is some of my best work yet. A moment of photographic brilliance, capturing the essence of this extraordinary sight...

Now, what in the hell do you think is going on up there? Im sure he is just bursting with good ideas.
...Put your finger straight behind his head, parallel with his neck...there you go, that's it. That is normal. Now take you hand away...that is not normal.