Yeah jump on the bandwagon why don't you. Stupid animals.

I guess these guys over at Woodland Park Zoo are a fan of the Sounders too.

THE TRUTH:
5 year old, Wayne Wilkins*, was upset about the Sounders draw last night, so his parents decided to take him to the Zoo in hopes of cheering up the little bugger. Anyway, little Wayne was playing with his Sounders ball, working on his touch (he is already much better than Jaqua) when he got too close to the Bear cage. Short story long, the Bear fucking grabbed him and punched him to death. Yeah...and then the same shit happened with the Snow Leopards and the Penguins. A lot of people died. So yeah I definitely didn't make this up, this is like a fable, it's a true story. No, fuck you man. That shit's real.

*=Name changed to protect the innocent, dead.