Fuck me sideways. I'm very proud to present to you the illest jacket ever made. I stress, EVER made. Here's a run down on some of the specs this fine motherfucker exhibits: Storm-FIT 10000mm rating, helmet compatible hood with laminated visor, integrated Dri-FIT mesh, internal goggle pocket, media pocket, removable snow skirt, Dri-FIT pit zips, pass pocket, fused adjustable cuffs, soft brushed chin guard and hand warmer pockets. Basically, you’re guaranteed to keep dry and comfortable in extreme wet weather conditions you piece of shit, and let me also say this jacket may or may not save you from the wetness females will fall victim to if you wear this within a ten block radius. Before you ask Santa for this you might want to check under her skirt.. I mean look at the price tag. Applicable taxes in tow and you're looking at just over $900. Stay gold TB readers. Stay gold.
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