4/29/10

What Would Tyler Durden Do?

TMZ has learned Sandra Bullock filed for divorce in Travis County Court in Austin, Texas … and the reason it didn’t surface until now is because Sandra turned it into a puzzle.
The case was filed under Sandra’s initials — backwards … B.A.S.
Jesse James was also identified by his initials — J.J.G. Jesse’s middle name is Gregory.

Is that legal? It doesn’t seem like that would be legal. To just put any random combination of letters down and claim that’s you. If it is I’m gonna go marry some illegal alien and claim it’s really Megan Fox. “Juanita Morales” is actually Megan Fox. I figure it will take at least a year for the courts to sort everything out, and until then I’d legally be her husband. It’s not rape if you’re married. It’s a “domestic misunderstanding”.

4/22/10

Everything in excess. (Photo Dump)

A couple weeks in my life. For better or for worse.




























4/20/10

Sounders FC Reveal "Electricity Kit"




The Seattle Sounders FC revealed their third kit today at the team’s Pro Shop at Pacific Place.

The third kit is Electricity, highlighted by Rave Green trim. The uniform also features a one-color Sounders FC badge on the left chest.

“A third kit is traditional among many international soccer clubs,” said Sounders FC owner and general manager Adrian Hanauer. “We will wear the third kit for international friendlies, possibly for some cup matches, and whenever Sigi feels like the “electricity” might bring us a result.”

The performance design cues carry over with adidas FORMOTION and CLIMACOOL. FORMOTION technology allows the uniforms to move naturally with the athlete's body resulting in ideal comfort while in motion. CLIMACOOL technology combines moisture wicking fabric with strategically placed mesh material in the player's heat zones to keep the athlete at optimum temperature.

“These are really great kits,” said Sounders FC forward Fredy Montero. “We are going to help the stadium save money on the electricity bill.”

Fans can purchase the third kit at the Pacific Place and Qwest Field Pro Shop’s or through the team’s website.



I still don't know what the hell I am looking at...I mean I guess these are awesome? I think someone who has been celebrating 420 today might look at these and go nuts, or really want a banana and some avacado...?

Who the fuck knows or cares. I was supposed to post this yesterday, was in the middle of it but then I got distracted. Here you go.

Yee YEEEE

MORE LATER.

4/19/10

Houston, we have no problem.

Mickey Mouse continuously gets interesting remixes by Japanese toy company Medicom. The next ones to drop are the Astronaut versions of Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck. These will be released on April 23rd. I think I'm going to call Mickey, Sam Bell. Donald will be Sam Bell too..

The Skull by Nymphenburg


"Nymphenburg is one of the oldest and most prestigious porcelain brands in the world. Still today the brand produces all their pieces by hand and in Germany, reaching an incredibly high quality standard and unremarkable details."

Highsnobiety came across their porcelain skulls this week. "These were designed by sculptor Ignaz Gunther in 1756 and Nymphenburg still produces them today the very same way. Just incredible."

We think so too.

Lookin' Good


A little re-vamp over on the Villains site, lookin' sharp if I do say so myself. Head on over FREE PORN FOR YOU TO WATCH...not really, sorry. This is actually the link that I was talking about earlier that you can click on to check out Villains.

S/Double is finally back.


If you don't know what I am talking about then you probably don't deserve to.

Oh boy I can't wait.



The Avett Brothers are playing at The Paramount on July 18th. Never have I been more excited for a show. Literally there is no one else I would rather see at this point in time. Not even if Carpathian came from all the way from Australia, resurrected Michael Jackson and they did a cover of the cover of "Smooth Criminal" by Alien Ant Farm, originally by MJ himself. You follow? All of this mind you, in the Alaska Room. While eating pizza, surrounded by beautiful women. I'd still chose TAB.

Update: Inter > Juve


Maicon reigns supreme.

4/16/10

Video Of The Day

Clarence Seedorf for Inter against Juve back in 2002. All hail the mighty Dutchmen. Inter play Juve today mind you. Just so you are in the know, earlier today 80 Juventus fans attacked their own team bus on the travel to Milan with rocks, eggs, and firecrackers because they are upset with the form of their beloved squad this season. Pure Glory.

PS. INTER > EVERY OTHER SERIE A TEAM


PPS. MAKE SURE YOU WATCH THE SECOND GOAL


PPPS. THE SONG IS BY FUCKING DEFTONES

4/13/10

BUSY IS NO EXCUSE


Ladies and gents, forgive me for the lack of updates. I have been living in a whirlwind for the last couple weeks. More updates to come, and more boner jams to rock. Love you all.

PS. These are called the Zoom Bruins. Orange/Black

4/7/10

Liverpool Home Kits: 10/11 (RIP Carlsberg)



I present to you the new Liverpool Home kits for next year. Obviously I am extremely sad to see the Carlsberg sponsorship go, as that has become an iconic logo/sponsor/image for the club. I guess just knowing it would be gone after this year helped to soften the blow a lot, that and the fact that I drank a life supply of Carlsberg in that window of time. I'm going to miss it but with the new sponsor comes A FUCK SHIT TON of more money for the club. Money that I would spend to buy basically the entire Valenica squad...

Insa strikes again..

Insa adds to his stacked repertoire with this new pack he did for Kicks N Canvas. He continues on with his classic aesthetic, and I truly enjoy all of his pieces. These dunks will be on sale along with 20 other pairs from separate artists at the event.

4/3/10

Spotted


Juan Mata of Valencia CF sporting the Parra Nike tee, in collab with the Patta/Parra Air Max 1's. Amen.