4/29/10

What Would Tyler Durden Do?

TMZ has learned Sandra Bullock filed for divorce in Travis County Court in Austin, Texas … and the reason it didn’t surface until now is because Sandra turned it into a puzzle.
The case was filed under Sandra’s initials — backwards … B.A.S.
Jesse James was also identified by his initials — J.J.G. Jesse’s middle name is Gregory.

Is that legal? It doesn’t seem like that would be legal. To just put any random combination of letters down and claim that’s you. If it is I’m gonna go marry some illegal alien and claim it’s really Megan Fox. “Juanita Morales” is actually Megan Fox. I figure it will take at least a year for the courts to sort everything out, and until then I’d legally be her husband. It’s not rape if you’re married. It’s a “domestic misunderstanding”.

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