Ashley Cole is dead. Not really, he's still very much alive. And so is his "Tiger Woods" and by "Tiger Woods" I mean "his penis", and by "his penis" I mean "his pussy hunter", and by "his pussy hunter", I mean he fucked some Seattle Gov. Employee while he and his Chelsea teammates played the Sounders over the summer. Now this seems playful and innocent, but let us not forget he has been with a Cheryl since 2004, and married to her since 2006. Woopsies! Count on A. Hole, err A. Cole to steal the spotlight from his center back teammate and countrymen John Terry and his own infidelities. I can only hope Cheryl will run into my arms for comfort and real satisfaction in the love lair as all of her worst dreams are confirmed in the form of her cheating /muffdiving /girlsoccerteamplayin' /girlnamehavin' / husband. PS. I have a joke for you guys about John Terry. If you wanna see it look in the comments. You have to know shit about Football (Soccer).
PS AGAIN. You ain't flying so high now are you, you small club, blue shite scumbag. (Shite = Shyte = Shit)
UPDATE: Cheryl Cole 'dumps Ashley by text'... as he faces fight for his future at Chelsea.
2 comments:
Q: What do Vanessa Perroncel and the 2008 Champions League Final have in common?
A: John Terry slipped in both, lost the respect of his team, and cried afterwards.
hahahahaha this is why i hate ashley cole
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