Everyone loves the Jersey Shore.

For how shitty these people's general outlooks on life are, everyone in the world is in love with these bronzed, bombed, bimbo babes (and I am just talking about the guys.) Seriously though this has become the new crack/cocaine for America. People "watch it only because they think it is funny." The world is something that I will never understand. Now these people are more famous than they should have ever been, in fact they should all be dead from fake tan UV radiation, steroids, alcohol poisoning (excessive Jagger bombs), every STD known to man and animals combined as well as many undiscovered species as well, among other things. Can you die from shitty tattoos? I always thought you could but no one I know is dead from that yet, what a shame.

Maybe I'm just jealous of them all. Maybe not.

P.S. Michael Cera is awesome.