Thanks for the memories...(FUCK YOU)

So THAT'S BONE has been having a little trouble with our Xbox 360 as of recently. We feared this day would come but we will not be ill-prepared. It's called a "Fucking Warranty", you should look into it for your shit (that will eventually break). I'm not going to lie, we are not assholes with our stuff. I treated this thing like my girlfriend or better to be honest, maybe even like my mommy. With respect. But jumping back to the girlfriend, thats how the Xbox treated me, with NO respect. It started ruining my Fifa gaming which was a real problem. Sure enough right before we went home for a week she decided to pull the plug on herself. It is time to ship her to heaven, she will be missed. And by she I mean all of my achievements. A new day has come and a new dawn of reckoning. May it be full of glory. Stay tuned for updates about how I fucking kill everyone if there are any problems in the process of me getting a new 360.

Love,
Me