Even Baxter told me these blow..

I swear to god SB's are about as useful as shit flavored lollipops. Were talking of course about the poor representation of Ron Burgundy above. That's right, Nike has tarnished the legacy of Anchorman by putting together a horribly constructed Will Ferrell dunk. Not since the "Pee Wee Herman's" has Nike done anything remotely legit in the SB department. And Ill even give them the "Coralines". I mean really come on now, the fucking movie is almost 6 years old. Do you really think you're going to push the ungodly amount of units you could back in the day? Long gone are the days of the Dino Jr's, and the Tiffany's, etc. You know what I'm saying. Scrap it Nike; adidas is on the come up in the skate department. Just sit back and relax, put your fucking shades on, and put that gun to your head... Eat your heart out SB.. You're a fucking disgrace.