6/29/09
6/26/09
6/23/09
Flying Coffin Online Exclusive
Not only is the summer FC line up here, but Jason has put up some pieces only available to the online connoisseur. You better move fast because this shit is highly limited. When I say limited I mean there are only 19 hoodies, 19 bags, and 33 caps. Additionally for the first time ever you can pick yourself up a Flying Coffin sticker pack with pins, iron-on patches, and of course a nice summer palette of brightly colored stickers. Go now motherfucker. FC.
6/22/09
Villains EXCLUSIVE!!
Attention readers, this is the first time anyone in the whole wide fucking world has laid eyes on the above beauties. Jay was kind enough to give all of you an exclusive first look at Villains upcoming July release. This drop in my eyes has come stronger than ever before; with a flipped Death logo, and a motherfucking Angels logo. Make sure you stay tuned to Villains website for when they hit the shop. The Great White North is coming at ya and it's name is Villains! Don't sleep on these, or That's Bone will alphabetically mass murder your family..
6/20/09
I told you Benny G's Carhartt was fire
I find it funny that Carhartt in America is more of your good ol' boys tuxedo. For example if you A) go to Central Washington University, B) have anal blasted a swine, or C) just look fucking retarded with a full work suit get-up on (Not to be confused with the denim on denim disaster we call a Canadian Tuxedo) then you know what the fuck I'm talking about. However across the pond, Carhartt has a streetwear brand believe it or not. That would obviously be why they teamed up with San Fran's Benny Gold to drop some tees. In all seriousness they come pretty strong with some nice cardigans, tees, and hoodies etc. Check it out on Carhartt Europe. Im not giving you the link, this is going to require you to do some research. Grow a sack and do some work.
6/19/09
Fuck UPS?
According to Jason it is going to be much harder to get the new summer line because UPS ruined a huge amount of summer product, I can only assume this was during shipping...don't ask me how I figured that out, it's pretty ingenious on my part. I know.
Undftd Upcoming release.
Truthfully I don't know shit about this drop. Its just a 1's release at the mighty Undefeated, but I thought they looked clean and they drop tomorrow. Thus I deemed it necessary to post. You can't ever go wrong with all black, plus I think the orange (I'm assuming it is orange) would look great with the new Barcelona away kit. Laced with the number 10 on the back ofcourse. TGIF fuckers. I love you all.
UPDATE: These are part of the Nike Safari Air Max 1 Pack
This is what I need in my collection.
Feast your eyes on this bad boy the Michael Jordan Pro Shots Ultimates Figure (1998 Finals Shot), its been out for quite some time now but I just wanted to show you. Enjoy, like me. There is 2,023 of them ever.
6/18/09
Tweet Of The Day
"2 Blackberrys. Like you always wanted. But still flying coach. Don't worry, boss, you'll get there."
UPDATE: What's wrong with U.S.?
I don't know how you can be more disappointed in anything than our country today. Im not even talking about politics or the economy or anything like that and I never will. I am talking about our "beloved" National Team. When are these guys going to show up to the national stage? Sure we can beat CONCACAF teams (most of the time) but when we really need to pull through we pull out. I will support them forever but as a good friend of mine once said, "We play with no identity, we play uptight, nervous and without toughness, no creators or finishers. We can only score of PK's." We do not play the beautiful game of football...we play soccer and it sucks. Brazil is not even the best team in the world anymore. We get beat 3-0 by them. Even fucking Egypt (ranked 40) put in 3 goals against them and would have taken a draw if it wasn't for a stoppage time penalty kick for a hand ball by the Pyramids. I used to think that we are better than results like this but I don't even know anymore. We have got a long way to go.
UPDATE: Egypt just beat Italy...Meaning we play Egypt next and still have a shot at this thing is Brazil beats Italy. You still with me? Yet again, not looking good for U.S.
Just so I don't do anything I will regret with my life I post this so that we can be happy and share a little bit of joy on this day of misery and hate.
Concepts' "Blue Lobster"
I hate dunks, and I'll even go as far to say that I hate you. However dunk SB's are even worse. I will say that the concept (no pun intended) behind this release is agreeable. I think they did a good job of taking in to account the traits of a rare blue lobster. Something like 1 in 2,000,000 are born blue. Perhaps my favorite part is the frozen goods packaging, the styrofoam cooler is awesome. The last lobster release came complete with rubber-bands around the toe of each shoe. So far I dig this one though for some of the nuances.
FUCK MY LIFE
And the ultramarines are back... When I don't have money. If you love me enough. I wear a size 12. They're only 90 bucks. Post an anonymous comment and I'll tell you where to get them, and my address. I'm only telling you if you buy them for me. Did I mention That's Bone loves our readers?
6/17/09
Waking up to the smell of summer. Pt. 1
I was hoping there would be some cut and sewn but looks sufficient nonetheless!
6/16/09
Traitor
You are looking at a man born in New Jersey (USA, if you did not know that...). A man who turned down the United States National Soccer Team in the 2006 World Cup so that he could take his chances to join the Italian team. He denied the country he was born in and the country his family lives in so that he could play for the country of his past origins. Last night the U.S. National team played the Italians and we lost to them thanks to 2 goals from this man. He single handedly sunk the country that gave him birth and provide for his family. He dedicated the goals to his family...who still live in America. That's Bone does not respect him. Maybe Im just mad because one of our best National Team prospects turned us down for some greener grass. I'll show him greener grass, he'll be looking up 6 feet at it.
In other news: I love Gattuso.
Eat this you European fucks
These "True Blue" Jordan III's are set to drop only in AMERICA. That's right.. The red, the white, and the blue are going to be the only ones who taste these. Better hop on ebay mates. These are selling off at a cool 250. That's a lot of bees and honey..
Stoosy X Ren & Stimpy
Stussy has worked with Canadian artist John Kricfalusi, known for his cartoon characters Ren and Stimpy. The t-shirt comes in two colorways and mixes the classic SS-Link graphic by Stussy with the artwork of the artist. Unfortunately this shit will only be released in Japan on June 20th. What the fuck. Lets take a heavily popular American/Canadian cartoon, release a tee with Stussy, and release it only in a country who didn't fucking watch the god damn show. Some logic I'll never understand...
6/15/09
TH Summer Post Cap
What a delightful piece of headwear set to drop exclusively at The Hundreds San Fran. There are only 100 of these so don't sleep. This hat would be ideal for flipping burgers on those sunny Sunday afternoon BBQ's or perfect for those sunny Wednesday afternoon BJ's. Take your pick.
6/14/09
Tweet Of The Day
"Just traded a Wally Joyner rookie card and a Sega Genesis for these pygmy goats. The grey one is Hector."
Editor's Note: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Flying Coffin Summer Preview
This is the only photo Jason has graced us with thus far. The release has been shipped to all stocklists, so look out soon. Ps. I don't know what the fuck this tee is. I hope the beast is holding a beer can though. No particular reason, it just might look sick.
6/13/09
Tweet Of The Day
"I got a brand new smile courtesy of some asshole last night, what kinda pussy carries around mace im suprised he didnt blow his rape whistle"
6/12/09
Pointless Pizza Post
My penis just head-butted the under side of the desk at a bone(r) crushing speed when I saw this picture. (Click to enlarge). I like to look at pictures of food when I am currently sitting in a fucking classroom. This passes the time. Don't judge me.
Patta X Stussy
"For the well-respected Amsterdam-based boutique Patta, The Dutch crew are partnering with Stussy on a commemorative 5th anniversary t-shirt. Coming in three colors, the Stussy shirt will be the first of many special drops for 2009. The shirts will release at Patta on Saturday, June 13th, 2009 as well as online at StussyDirect.com."
I can't fucking wait to move to the Netherlands. I'm going to write a memoir for sure. It will be appropriately titled Lowell Miller: The Legend Of The Red Light District Pussy Crusher. Speaking of pussy crushing and Nederland, the dutch national team went undefeated in the group stage for World Cup Qualifying. Not only that but they are ranked number two in the fucking world. It sure is great to have my two teams shit on the rest of the competition. (Viva Espana)
Tweet Of The Day
"just left the casino without the $153 I walked in with"
6/11/09
New card. What do you think?
Found this over on F.C.Kids blog, but you can check out their website: MEATCARDS.com. This legendary quote comes straight from them, "MEAT CARDS do not fit in a Rolodex, because their deliciousness CANNOT BE CONTAINED in a Rolodex." They literally laser print on beef jerky and claim they only have 2 ingredients: Meat and Lasers. That is fucking awesome.
P.S. Good coloring.
6/10/09
Tweet Of The Day
"Vehicular fail. Gold flame plated late nineties Ford Explorer. Seeing is believing:"
6/9/09
Spain smashes Azerdooshcocks
If you needed any clarification that Spain is the best fucking national team in the whole god damn world and they are going to win the fucking World Cup, then take today and notch that under "I told you so". Above is my man crush David Villa who has the smallest beard known to man (soul patch). He took home a first half hat-trick. But they weren't finished there, Spain drove in three more goals thanks to a Liverpool brace and a Guiza tap. You could say Espana pulled Azerbaijan's white shorts down and finger blasted them until their roommates walked in last night from the movie they said would be out way later... Oh shit.. I mean they got killed today..
6/8/09
Real Madrid sign Kaka
It is official, Real Madrid have signed Kaka (who contrary to his name is not a piece of shit) from AC Milan for a world record fee of around 56 million pounds...which is pretty fucking fat, do you have any idea how much that weighs? Oh, wait... pound? Like what British people call money? I thought you said pounds, for all you Americans out there that is 90 million doll hairs, dollars, bucks, bills or a shit load of pennies... In the football world this is huge news, in your world it is not. That's what That's Bone is here to do though, change what you care about by forcing you into what we care about. That is the American way isn't it?
P.S. I don't know what pounds look like, maybe in the picture above that is 56 million pounds raining down on him...it certainly is not rain in that picture though, for that I am sure.
P.P.S As much as I am an AC fan I do like this transfer, Im just glad he did not go to Man City. Real Madrid needs to return to the way people once saw them, signing Kaka is a step in the right direction.
Tweet Of The Day Pt. II
"Summer TV fails to thrill. I wish Adam Lambert could once again fill my gaping void."
Another Editor's Note: If you have not seen Arrested Development or do not know what Twitter is.. Well then how do I say this nicely... FUCK YOU.
Remember when they made good shoes?
Not only a very nostalgic post, but a fucking sad one. I remember these beauties like it was yesterday. Whether it was the Homegrowns, the Hold Tight (Air You Breathes), the infamous Infrareds, any and all 180's, or the Atmos 1's. It seems today the game has been killed by fucking Supra, and other horrifying shitty brands who try their hands at the reigns. I'm actually pretty mad right now, I think I'm gonna go rub one out purely out of spite.. then eat an entire carton of Chunky Monkey.. and watch re-runs of Gossip Girl.. and read my Zach Efron Rolling Stone.. again.
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