6/8/09

Real Madrid sign Kaka


It is official, Real Madrid have signed Kaka (who contrary to his name is not a piece of shit) from AC Milan for a world record fee of around 56 million pounds...which is pretty fucking fat, do you have any idea how much that weighs? Oh, wait... pound? Like what British people call money? I thought you said pounds, for all you Americans out there that is 90 million doll hairs, dollars, bucks, bills or a shit load of pennies... In the football world this is huge news, in your world it is not. That's what That's Bone is here to do though, change what you care about by forcing you into what we care about. That is the American way isn't it?

P.S. I don't know what pounds look like, maybe in the picture above that is 56 million pounds raining down on him...it certainly is not rain in that picture though, for that I am sure.

P.P.S As much as I am an AC fan I do like this transfer, Im just glad he did not go to Man City. Real Madrid needs to return to the way people once saw them, signing Kaka is a step in the right direction.

4 comments:

Pat Blogman said...

They are absolute shit to what they used to be, im not saying beat Barca but they need to be better shiz!

Anonymous said...

how do you keep guessing its me....

Lowell Barry said...

"FCB" only you shizz

idEot said...

not gonna lie .. i just looked up the p.s. p.p.s. shiiiiiiet cuz i'm and idEot and i didn't know it was p.p.s. i thought it was p.s.s. .. what would i do w/o you guys. makin me smarter every day!