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We've Moved

2011-03-31T01:15:00.009-04:00

If you are still seeing this old blogspot, you won't be in hours.. 72 give or take..
Thanks for sticking with us.
MAKE SURE YOU HAVE WWW.THATSBONE.COM BOOKMARKED
Much more to come!!

Nike Air Max 1

2011-03-27T14:05:00.003-04:00

Perhaps it's just the names of these colors but I feel drawn to these sneakers for some reason.. They come equipped in a daybreak/myth colorway and a black midsole & toe box. I don't know what the fuck I would wear with these. Ass-less camo shants (shorts/pants) possibly? Maybe my Team Twilight necklace. It's all just up in the air.

Exclusive: R. Kelly Interview

2011-03-27T02:16:00.007-04:00

Happy Saturday.

2011-03-26T16:57:00.000-04:00

Someone should Telli Balo how to...

2011-03-19T17:35:00.002-04:00

I wish he would concentrate more on football because he has some real talent. You'd think in all the practicing he has done in his life that he would know how to put a penny on. Maybe he is to busy thinking about dumping his super model girlfriend over a text message or what color next to die his pub...hair. The hair on his head.

Loss Of A West Coast Legend

2011-03-16T12:29:00.004-04:00

R.I.P. Nate Dogg.

The Knight Progresses

2011-03-12T00:19:00.001-05:00

Thanks Pat Anderson.

Have a Wubly Evening

2011-03-11T21:36:00.001-05:00

An old classic with a fresh twist. My night has started well. Enjoy yours.

A bucket you don't want to kick.

2011-03-11T13:20:00.002-05:00

The Mighty Gareth Bale

2011-03-10T14:07:00.004-05:00

Russ Chimes: Midnight Club EP

2011-03-04T18:37:00.001-05:00

Simply perfect. Watch and enjoy.

#CharlieSheen #Tigerblood #Winning

2011-03-02T17:51:00.000-05:00

Tyler Tuesday

2011-03-01T12:13:00.001-05:00

Class is in session.

Photo Of The Day

2011-02-28T16:44:00.002-05:00

And the Oscar for best supporting of an actor goes to.. Kirk Douglas' cane.
Actual screenshot from Wikipedia...

Beauty Day

2011-02-25T15:30:00.002-05:00

C-Law Of Crooked Tongues

2011-02-22T22:50:00.005-05:00

Photo Of Zee Day (German Accent Required)

2011-02-22T17:56:00.000-05:00

I Want To Ride Insa Bus!

2011-02-22T17:45:00.006-05:00

Ass, Gas, or Grass. Nobody rides for free!
Unless you're slicker than salamander spit.
(The aforementioned is Garrett's new go-to line. One that he couldn't be ever be more stoked on.)

Tuesday Morning Boring

2011-02-22T12:55:00.002-05:00

Thanks for checking in with us. We're making some changes around here. I can assure you that we're not going anywhere. Keep coming back for all your dirty little fantasies to come true.

Weekend Catalyst

2011-02-18T14:05:00.002-05:00

Picture Of The Day

2011-02-11T18:25:00.002-05:00

Picture Of The Day

2011-02-08T16:30:00.000-05:00

Eric Elms For Carhartt

2011-02-07T23:49:00.005-05:00

A nice little collection by the ever appreciated Eric Elms. Click HERE to check out the rest of the drop.

A New Star Is Born

2011-02-02T17:57:00.004-05:00

3 Points closer to glory as Suarez fires home.
Let me reiterate by saying FUCK YOU FERNANDO TORRES.

A New Era

2011-02-01T00:19:00.002-05:00

The KOP would like to welcome Anfield's new #7 and #9. All Hail the Reds.

Today We Scour The Earth To Burn Your Name

2011-01-31T16:03:00.002-05:00

YOU'LL FOREVER WALK ALONE

Insa Murals (New)

2011-01-28T19:57:00.005-05:00

LOS ANGELES

SAN FRANCISCO

Sorry For The Absence

2011-01-28T17:14:00.003-05:00

Start The New Year Off Right

2011-01-06T16:47:00.003-05:00

If Santa didn't litter the undercarriage of your tree with Flying Coffin gear this year, your New Year's resolution damn well better have been to lace yourself in FC with all the fresh Grandparent money burning a hole in your jeans.

2010: In Pictures

2010-12-29T20:38:00.008-05:00

The end of a miserable year.

2010-12-29T20:25:00.003-05:00

Here's looking at you 2011. Perhaps we should do a little post on some of our favorite things of this past year? Oh yeah, good idea. Let me get right on that.

Love,
That's Bone

Cheer Up

2010-12-15T19:45:00.001-05:00

It's been a dreary week. I find happiness in these/her.

UNDFTD X Lincoln MKX

2010-12-15T16:59:00.003-05:00

ID Agency Lincoln MKX
Laced with Undefeated philosophy, James Bond gives us the Lincoln MKX Project. A tasty little dish which I would cream jammies to drive around.

Now I know why...

2010-12-08T14:06:00.005-05:00

Check out Qatar's bid for the 2022 World Cup. They beat out the USA among other countries fighting to host. If those fuckers actually pull off what is in this video...then I get to fulfill my life long fantasy of watching the world's game played inside of a sea shell and shitty boat. This is literally the most insane shit I have ever seen. I want to know how differently everything will turn out... We only have to wait 12 years. Unless this video is actually real and they have already built all of this shit. Who knows, cares.

Schott NYC x Chuck Taylor All Star Leather

2010-12-05T16:56:00.002-05:00

It's a rarity that a shoe comes across the sights with such appeal from the get go. However this fusion of All Star and motorcycle jacket yields a beautiful conception from top to bottom. If I could swing the $200 price tag I would, but your mom ran up my body chocolate tab this weekend. Sorry I'm not sorry.

Out Of Town

2010-11-19T15:00:00.002-05:00

Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls. That's Bone will be out of town until after the hand turkey drawing holiday. For the time being we will leave you with some 3D boobies. I used the glasses in my Coraline Blu-Ray. Shit worked amazingly.. Tschuss.

Mishka Holiday

2010-11-14T14:41:00.005-05:00

I must say I am quite fond of the direction Mishka took for their new crop of the season. However I don't think these models really do the line justice.. I feel like the guy with the long hair smells like 10 Jamaicans slap-boxing in an elevator.

The Amsterdam Show By Parra

2010-11-14T14:36:00.002-05:00

Regrettable Photo Of The Day

2010-11-11T17:17:00.002-05:00

Fuck Mancs. All of them.

The Bloody Beetroots "Domino"

2010-11-06T19:08:00.002-04:00

Life As We Know It // Part. 88

2010-11-03T15:35:00.004-04:00

Much more to follow after the AC v. Real game on right now..

Photo Of The Day

2010-11-03T14:28:00.001-04:00

Know Your Roots

Video Of The Day

2010-11-03T13:51:00.003-04:00

Drainage! Drainage, Eli, you boy. Drained dry. I'm so sorry. Here, if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. There it is, that's a straw, you see? You watching? And my straw reaches acroooooooss the room, and starts to drink your milkshake... I... drink... your... milkshake!

Congratulations

2010-11-02T17:47:00.001-04:00

Wilson says there are so many impersonators running around San Francisco now that he would consider dressing up as himself for Halloween if 1) he hadn't "been a vampire for the past 24 years" and 2) the Giants weren't scheduled to play Game 4 against the Rangers in Texas that day.

You did it Brian. The world stands behind you.

Nike CR7 Safari Mercurial Vapors

2010-11-02T17:06:00.006-04:00

I must admit my acute admiration for these boots. Although Cristiano Ronaldo's scurvy covered manhood will be dangling only a few feet from these warlocks; we shan't make hasty decisions. The design execution here is arguably the best fit for the Superfly II's as of yet.

(BUMP THE VIDEO TO 360p IF YOU WATCH IT)

We're Back

2010-10-26T16:32:00.003-04:00

That's Bone would like to thank you for your patience over the last month, or rather our entire life existence. As you all know, life happens. We're gearing up to keep your little souls warm all winter. So keep coming back.

Rest In Peace. 1990-2010

2010-10-07T19:58:00.004-04:00

Carly Henley. The most beautiful girl That's Bone ever knew. Thank you for being you.
Fuck the demons that took you away.

Time Capsule Photos

2010-10-05T16:06:00.003-04:00

Personal Z Collection. Pure joy.

Back to Back VOTD's!

2010-10-05T15:56:00.005-04:00

Hundredth - Desolate

PS. Boner Jam

VOTD

2010-10-04T15:17:00.007-04:00

Yelawolf - Pop The Trunk
Thanks Jake

Happy Holidays Sneak Peek

2010-10-01T14:52:00.003-04:00

I depend on these shoes like alcohol depends on David Hasselhoff. All my hopes and dreams surround the release of these mesh/premium leather uppers, gum outer-soles and horse hair Swooshes. Kinda makes me feel like river dancing.

This Is All I Have To Say

2010-09-24T04:19:00.004-04:00

There is nothing left. A round of applause follows. Great Collection. Note: I had to edit this post in the morning after a night of drinking. TGIF.

Life Comes To Fruition

2010-09-20T02:50:00.009-04:00

It has been an anticipatory battle for Blaise to net.. Albeit too long for most. I have B'd my L all over some T's more times than this M'effer has netted. But slow and steady wins the race right? P.S. As an added incentive.. Whoever can guess my background image in the left portion of the second photograph besides Marco, Garrett, and the obvious.. Royal payments will ensue.

Momentum

2010-09-18T00:08:00.001-04:00

It's important for our boys in red to take advantage of the confidence they built from mid week and carry it into the weekend. Who the fuck are Man United?

Video Of The Day

2010-09-13T14:51:00.004-04:00

Thank you Marco Mendoza for this wonderful clip.

The Hundreds Luggy Bag

2010-09-11T20:37:00.005-04:00

Tasteful thickness, nice trim. Count me as a believer. This fucking thing splits itself into two bags. That's right, a removable backpack is in tow. The only thing I can imagine that would make it better is if it came with two death certificates already filled out. One for Nicolas Anelka, and the other for Mike "The Situation."

Out Of Town

2010-09-03T22:58:00.003-04:00

The TB crew will be down in Eugene for Labor day weekend. With that being said, please keep your thumbs green and your pink little mouths packed with ice cream while we're gone.

A New Era

2010-09-01T00:25:00.002-04:00

FUCK F.C. GUARDIOLA

Otherwordly

2010-08-31T17:58:00.002-04:00

If anyone ever wants to trade cars with you for a day, and they have a waaaayyy nicer car. Please don't think twice about it and enjoy the finer things in life. All gratitude to Jostin Darlington.

Goodnight People

2010-08-30T01:40:00.003-04:00

ZZZzzzzzz.

Air Jordan CMFT Viz Air 11

2010-08-28T21:51:00.002-04:00

After much hype here is a look at the final product. It certainly looks like the X's sodomized a pair of Air Max 1's. And although these aren't necessarily panty cream-inducing, I would say they look quite nice. I would choose a different color scheme though.

UNDFTD Raw Indigo Selvedge

2010-08-28T18:03:00.002-04:00

Finally a pair of denim I can agree on. I've been so reluctant to ~~upgrade~~ retire my Jnco jeans. I mean those bad boys have Godsmack and Staind patches for god's sake. True gems. I keep my Monster energy drinks as well as my virginity in the deep back pockets, bro.

Ronnie Fieg x Jake Davis Sebago

2010-08-26T14:30:00.002-04:00

Both pairs designed by filmmaker Jake Davis, here are some new renditions of deck style classics, including a camouflage Dockside ($110) and luggage brown DT Mid ($140). Only 48 pairs of each. Consider me thoroughly impressed.

Mrs. Lowell Barry Miller

2010-08-26T01:20:00.003-04:00

Just layin' around with my girl. Decided to take a few snaps of her. In January we're getting married. Her name will be Mishka Miller.

OF x Medicom Pinocchio & Jiminy Cricket

2010-08-22T20:58:00.005-04:00

Here I give you Pinocchio & Jiminy Cricket; both of whom were given the KAWS touch with the iconic “X” implemented on each figure’s dickbeaters er.. hands rather. These I must say are two of the best toys I have seen in the last few years. That in part due to Kozik's camp not releasing anything that has "steamed my cleveland" so to speak. Please enjoy these, and remember it's both a blessing and a curse that my penis grows every time I lie.

Stussy Fall '10

2010-08-20T18:28:00.007-04:00

The very very last picture isn't Stussy, the rest definitely are. My bad..

New season starts this weekend..

2010-08-11T18:34:00.003-04:00

Never have I been more optimistic at the beginning of a season. We need you back to basics Stevie. Welcome to the team Joe. Torres, business as usual please. Reina, yell like you do. Agger and Skrtel, get some more tattoos. Kuyt, fly Dutchman, fly.

This is a sign of things to come.

They're Baaaaacckk!

2010-08-02T17:06:00.002-04:00

Resurrection series round 2 was a landslide with both the Discordia and Blood Brothers getting re-released. Thanks Jason. Act now! FC STORE!

Black Scale Lookbook Video

2010-08-02T15:37:00.003-04:00

Black Scale Part: 2 from The WereHaus™ on Vimeo.

To be honest I'm not quite sure how this showcases any of the line; besides the subtle clips of who I am calling the "protagonist". Yet somehow the video as a whole enveloped me. Please watch and leave comments below. Ps. Who hasn't slept with Janis Joplin..

Excuses are like assholes..

2010-07-30T18:01:00.003-04:00

Sorry for the lack of updates. It's truly pathetic. Got some crazy realities going on in our lives right now. I have so much to share with you all. Please keep checking back. Respect.

Pride and Joy.

2010-07-26T21:47:00.002-04:00

Gourmet Fall/Winter Skate

2010-07-17T15:04:00.002-04:00

Gourmet presents the Quattro Skate from Gourmet NFN on Vimeo.

Flying Coffin Summer 2010

2010-07-15T15:07:00.003-04:00

Jason strikes again. Yet another cohesive drop for the FC man. We're thankful. I need some tanks.

Nike (RED) Tied Together

2010-07-15T14:51:00.005-04:00

Lace Up, Save Lives.

Ron English X Made By Monsters Barney Grin

2010-07-15T14:45:00.001-04:00

"Clean up, Clean up. Everybody, Everywhere. Clean up, Clean up. Everybody do your share."

A.P.C. X Carhartt Capsule Collection

2010-07-15T14:41:00.002-04:00

Two dicks up. Way up.

Z

2010-07-14T02:03:00.006-04:00

FAMILY. Circa 2006.

Supposed to happen a couple days ago, Post.

2010-07-06T12:59:00.003-04:00

V.S.

Unfortunately she came way closer to a Hat Trick than he did. But then again she is out of it, So....

Bridge the Gap.

2010-07-06T12:16:00.004-04:00

So the other day I was watching some show on historic feats in man made (not woman made) construction. Just kidding, I bet a woman did something to build these, like get in the way. Bring the mother fucking ruckus. Anywho, this shit blew my mind. At this point in the night I think I was about 6 beers deep so I deemed it necessary to grab my computer and start doing my research for this post. As you can tell so far, I did a lot...

VIADUC de MILLAU

This baby is over a mile and a half long. It is the tallest bridge in the world, it's tallest mast standing at 1,125 feet. The coolest thing in the world you might say? Nope, it's in France. End of story. Fuck.
Did you hear this? See the soccer ball next to the video resolution? If you click that, it blasts Vuvuzela horns over your video... I kid you not. I tried to see if it was on every video but it is not. See if you can find one.

Obviously if you click on the pictures they will get bigger, nice try Eagle eyes.

Now that you have seen a modern marvel in bridge making technology, look at what they used as a "NOT TO DO" sort of thing. They learn from the best.

Now it is time to blow your mind. Two words, Aeroelastic Flutter. You saw the video of Galloping Gertie. But do you know why that happened? Aeroelastic Flutter. Basically every single thing in the Universe gives off its own natural mode of vibration, everything. So when a 40 mph wind comes tearing through the Tacoma Narrows, that is going to fuck things up. But when that wind matches the natural vibration of the bridge and is larger than the natural damping of the system is where things start to get interesting. Next, I bring you to Self-Exciting Oscillation. This is where shit is totally fucking fucked. There is nothing you can do now, God takes over, or maybe it's his old friend. Read.

I'm not taking questions today. Thank you for your time.

Sit. Goooood AT-AT. Good boy.

2010-07-02T19:43:00.003-04:00

This is cool as shit. Jabba the Hut shit...

Cokadona Enjoys Cigars

2010-07-02T15:25:00.004-04:00

Griffey Platinum

2010-07-02T13:21:00.003-04:00

Still Proud of The USA

2010-06-30T15:34:00.002-04:00

Video Of The Day

2010-06-30T14:58:00.003-04:00

Gourmet: 151 Pieces from Frank151 TV on Vimeo.

Old School Ain't Nothing To Fuck With

2010-06-22T02:29:00.003-04:00

Don't Hassle Me, I'm Local.

2010-06-17T02:46:00.003-04:00

WC: Opening Weekend

2010-06-16T16:23:00.005-04:00

The Dutch played on Monday, so technically that wasn't during the opening weekend. But I'll be damned if I'm going to have a WC post and the KNVB aren't going to be in it. Hup.

Between The Lines

2010-06-15T16:46:00.007-04:00

KANEHAWKS

2010-06-15T16:38:00.005-04:00

So happy about this. It was tense but I never doubted them. I finally found a video of the on ice interview of Patrick Kane that nobody believes even happened. Check out my Blu-Ray quality screen shots.. I took them with a shaky hand and enough beer to intoxicate a Megalodon. Without further delay, I give you Kane's interview (The 21 year old American who beat up a taxi driver and was photographed on his birthday shirtless in the back of a limo with dime piece broads)

CRANK YOUR FUCKING VOLUME

New.

2010-06-15T09:55:00.003-04:00

Changed things up a little bit...What do you guys think?

P.S. Today is NATIONAL MAN DAY. In case you didn't know, 2 brothers from Indiana I think it was declared this. I think they just needed an excuse to drink beer, hunt, and watch the Rocky movies. Something which I do every day. Time to go though, Ivory Coast and Portugal is on right now. Battle of the "Nearly Men". If this is a draw I will kill everyone, this is the World Cup you pussies, you cannot lift the trophy by drawing every game believe it or not, you MUST go for the kill, go for the win, every single time. I'd make a good coach.

BLACKHAWKS

2010-06-10T03:02:00.000-04:00

Full story (my experience) and pictures to follow tomorrow. For now I must continue drinking beer in Patrick Kane's name.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

2010-06-09T17:20:00.002-04:00

24 KILATES X Reebok F.C.V.K Collection

2010-06-09T14:10:00.004-04:00

Spanish sneaker retailer 24 KILATES teams up with Reebok in this World Cup year to commemorate both the world’s game as well as its 5th anniversary. I must say that these are some of the nicer Reeboks I have seen in awhile. The 2 tone palette is something of beauty if I do say so myself.

Got free haircuts for this..

2010-06-07T17:48:00.004-04:00

Xander and I went to this game. It was fucking great. My buddy Shmeagal Filicetti almost died I believe, sorta still waiting to hear the story of his disappearance. Finally the Sounders hit some home goals though. Thanks again Xander. And thank you Great Clips for the free haircut as we scored 3 goals. I'm really just looking to get my kugglesack polished up. Does the haircut specify it being the hair on your head?

KNVB Continue To Romp

2010-06-07T17:42:00.002-04:00

Unbeaten in the 3 matches leading up to their South Africa kick off, the Netherlands have put away 12 goals letting in only 3. Hup Holland.

The Real Thing

2010-06-02T05:43:00.001-04:00

24 Hours in 19500 Frames

2010-06-02T05:33:00.003-04:00

24 HOURS IN 19500 FRAMES from tim hahne on Vimeo.

Sorry about all the videos as of late, but I feel like they can tell the stories so much better than I can. Last month, BMW claimed an impressive victory at the 24 Hour race at the legendary Nürburgring track in Germany; this video documents exactly that.

TGI "Unspoken"

2010-06-01T16:33:00.003-04:00

ONE WEEK UNTIL "RETURNERS"

TEARS OF JOY

2010-05-27T22:21:00.005-04:00

Nike Stadium: Amsterdam

2010-05-26T16:16:00.004-04:00

I give you Precinct 5's (Patta) Nike Stadium makeover in Amsterdam. A total dream shop in my eyes. Take a look at Parra hookin' up the Red Laces campaign with his own twist, and of course the streamlined oranje throughout the buildout. Hup Holland.