2/27/10

HOLY FUCK.



I was watching this game until about 2 seconds before this, I go to the bathroom, taking my time of course and when I come back they have continued play, but all the announcers are talking about is this Aaron Ramsey injury and how the whole game has changed into a more sombre mood. Well now I fucking know why. That dude got the "Eduardo-Djibril Treatment".


Sorry about those pictures...I'm going to go throw up now.

2/26/10

Dr. Romanelli x MMI x UNDFTD Nascar Sprint Series






This would be a fun shirt to drink beer in and watch cars travel 200 MPH around a never changing track. I'm not hatin. My dad loves this shit. Speaking of which he's in Vegas for the weekend at the Nascar race. Let's fucking go Lightning McQueen!

HAPPY FRIDAY..

I give you The Superfly 2.





2/22/10

Mishka LA: Echo Park Opening






Oh so beautiful to see a new shop open. New York based Mishka has opened up their West Coast chapter in sunny Los Angeles. This makes That's Bone very jealous. Info coming in 4 years on the TB x Mishka collab set for 2015. At that point I will have robot legs, a heart of gold, and two nickels to rub together. It never hurts to dream..

Special: Hide The Salami In Everyone But Your Wife

Ashley Cole is dead. Not really, he's still very much alive. And so is his "Tiger Woods" and by "Tiger Woods" I mean "his penis", and by "his penis" I mean "his pussy hunter", and by "his pussy hunter", I mean he fucked some Seattle Gov. Employee while he and his Chelsea teammates played the Sounders over the summer. Now this seems playful and innocent, but let us not forget he has been with a Cheryl since 2004, and married to her since 2006. Woopsies! Count on A. Hole, err A. Cole to steal the spotlight from his center back teammate and countrymen John Terry and his own infidelities. I can only hope Cheryl will run into my arms for comfort and real satisfaction in the love lair as all of her worst dreams are confirmed in the form of her cheating /muffdiving /girlsoccerteamplayin' /girlnamehavin' / husband.

PS. I have a joke for you guys about John Terry. If you wanna see it look in the comments. You have to know shit about Football (Soccer).

PS AGAIN. You ain't flying so high now are you, you small club, blue shite scumbag. (Shite = Shyte = Shit)

UPDATE: Cheryl Cole 'dumps Ashley by text'... as he faces fight for his future at Chelsea.

LAY YOUR HEAD TO REST Pt. II


I feel that the addition of this here pillow/head comfort cushion/throw pillow/toss pillow/horny maker/kussen/oreiller/almohada/pude, would really balance out the "feng shui" in my love lair/lonely zone.. More importantly Mishka did well here and my Adam Bomb needs a friend.

Supreme Spring/Summer










2010 is shaping up to be the best year of my life (potentially). It certainly helps that NY heavyweights Supreme have come so beautifully with their upcoming releases. Makes me grow a big rubbery one. Check out the full line here. The latter photo TB has aptly named "The Charlie".

180

Taking on a classic colorway, the 180 returns in 2010 with a fresh version for Spring/Summer, these joints in particular make me wish I was still in FL kickin' it hard. Stay tuned as a release is set for April/May.

2/20/10

Stealth Bomber



"He likes to pull up to gas stations blasting death metal and not know the answers to any questions curious onlookers have about the car."

Air Max Netherlands



The World Cup build up continues in glorious fashion with Nike releasing these Air Max 1's under the name "Holland Pack". In other news, I'm kickin' it at home by myself. Might rub one out to Arrested Development or drink a half gallon and watch Rescue Me. Decisions, Decisions.

2/18/10

DOPE: England


I had to include Stevie G & CO. James Jarvis is responsible for this teaming with Nike. A very good project I must say. Great execution.

DOPE: NETHERLANDS K.N.V.B.


Mark my words/listen carefully. I'm ordering these Air Max BW Gen II's. And they WILL be worn during every match that the Oranje take the pitch, companied with a fresh KNVB kit as well. MMmmm, the joy. For this release Nike teamed up with graffiti artist Delta, aka Boris Tellegen. "A rabid football fan, he was especially excited to play with the colorways on The Netherlands’ new kits."

DOPE: U.S.A.



Mister Cartoon was commissioned by Nike to work on the Team USA Kit. The murdered out Air Zoom Tiempos look really nice. Three thumbs up.

FUCKING DROP WHAT YOU'RE DOING.


Amsterdam killed it. While in Vegas, the Patta boys were cruising the shows in a pair of their forthcoming Air Max 1 collab. Featuring artwork by Parra, the sneakers are constructed from burgundy suede and mesh with aqua and yellow accents. Straight decimators. Coming out soon. Repeat, coming out soon.