It's just about that time...

GROUP OF FUCKING DEATH!!!! Clever.

Grand slam.

These baby's are sweet. No word on a release date yet but if I were to guess I would probably say that they will come out within the next 500 years, that's just a guess though.

Creed absolutely SHREDS.

Ok, I hate Creed but this video shows their natural musicianship just flowing out of every orifice of their body so beautifully, never have I heard something more betterer. Actually, come to think of it I have heard things that are way better. This sucks.

Fucking Awesome?

This would be a screen shot of the webcam of the new Red Bulls Arena that is being build. Check out what someone built into the snow. Can they not spell? Tron Funkn Blow?

Fuck.

BY THE WAY MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Mark Your Calendars...

As part of the 20th Anniversary of the Air Max 90, Nike will be re-releasing the coveted Infrared colourway. Expect a Fall '10 drop. Shibby.

You know you are not at a real party when...

Someone stops playing the Beastie Boys for Justin Bieber.

BARCELONA MAKE HISTORY

6 Trophies it is.

Mes Que Un Club

No team has ever held every single club trophy at once. None has even come close. Until now.

Pep Guardiola’s Barcelona stand on the edge of history. If the Catalan Kings win the tournament in Adu Dhabi this month, they’ll be crowned world champions.

They will then have won every single club trophy in one season. A feat unmatched by any other team. Ever.

History awaits.

Patta strikes again..

Patta are concluding 2009 with a bang as they look to drop the following Nike Sportswear Air Max 1 TZ. The Tier Zero release features a hard-wearing woven canvas with ballistic nylon beneath. The shoe’s details also feature coated metal eyelets, a gum outsole and Patta logos. I fucking need some. Size 12. Ps, I love you.

Midgets/Puppets x Undefeated

These drop Dec. 19th. Pretty solid. Eddie Cruz hinted at these a bit back. However I would of gone with the whole Lil Dez campaign. He's a thunder stealer.

Nike Torch Air Max 90 Current Preview

Debuting next year within Nike Sportswear’s 2010 Spring/Summer collection is an all new technical material known as Torch. From what I have read if you stand within 3 yards of a female, i.e. someone with nice breasts and horns; then you will unbeknownst to them melt the ice from around their heart with these joints. That's why they call the material "Torch Sluts From the Earth." I mean just Torch or whatever.

Tiger's first interview since...

I am Tiger Woods from TWoods

I am sick and tired of hearing about TIger Woods and how many women (whores (same thing)) he has slammed with his putter. This is the tell all interview of his side of the story and to be honest I kind of feel bad for the guy...oh wait no I don't. Looks like he was a bad choice in the Racial Draft.

Ben Drury x Nike “Silent Listener” Air Max 90 Current

The master is back. They dropped and are limited to 125 pairs worldwide. These are the latest Drury joints besides the Dizzee's "Tongue 'n Cheek" 90s that came out months back. I really fucking dig these.

Matchday: La Liga (Update)

Valencia take on Madrid today in a classic battle. TB predicts a Valencia triumph with Juan Mata, Pablo Hernandez, and David Villa playing key roles. Edit: ALMOST
The derby between Barca and Espanyol takes place as well. Espanyol will fall to the axe of Ibrahimovic. Edit: YUP

California Adventure Pt. II

Grandpa Wayne had an amazing compound down there. It was nice and remote. Were talking no women with the potential to ruin your life ANYWHERE in site. What a beautiful thing. Women with all their teeth that is.
This was a daily occurance. So much good food. So much belly growth. So much for hiding the salami..
I'll see you when the sun sets.
Down the old trails you could catch a glimpse across the valley. This is old mining town shit. Eerie. Photo's to follow in Pt. III

This commercial was absolutely ridiculous. With a midget in obvious site. Lower left of the frame for those unsure, it was some local company that yielded the comment, "so you can focus on the little things in life." Dear, Roloff look alike, you nonverbally set your kind back another century. Good luck with your elf suit this month.
We got to grab a pre Turkey Day dinner at our Uncle Gordy's place. The Long family poured three drinks and the bottle of Bombay was nonexistent. Jill secretly filled it up with water and slipped it back into position, which was a laugh riot. Needless to say it was a great night. The fire, along with Mike's stories and a fridge full of brew let the night unfold as it should.

California Adventure Pt. I

Cruising over the river into Oregon, we passed through the lovely traffic heavy city of Portland. Not much to document here other than the fact that we were on the heels of greatness with Eugene in the sights. Nico Fearn was on the menu, and you better fucking believe legends were born and stories were exchanged during our brief detour. The Nerf fight and "elevation" pt. II were carried out on the tail end of the trip when we stopped back by for another visit. Until next time we patiently lay dormant until we can feel alive again with the holy trinity + John in tact.
Here's a portrait of yours truly, Nicoosuave. That's Bone's official holiday card. Love it, because you're staring at it.
Let me start off by saying Mt. Shasta is pennies on the dollar to Mt. Raimotherfuckingnier. This is a snapshot on the end of our treacherous journey over the pass. If I had to describe it to you I would use the words "Yeti asshole" up there. Meaning a fury of white shit everywhere.
We finally got to the night's rendezvous point. A nice little place called The Holiday Inn Express. Ever heard of that? They let you stay in a room that looks like it was made just for you. This was Yreka, CA incase you were itching to know.
Another thanks was due when Wayne popped out the Full Sail Amber, a man of obvious taste. It was an early night after dinner though. We still had a large amount of pavement pounding to do in the AM.
We ate at a new local place that served mexican style american food or some shit.. The Tommy Gun is what caught our attention. Do you want some more homemade Tommy Gun? NOT TILL YOU FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK ELSE IS IN IT.
This was one of the morning detours. A quaint little market/restaurant/morgue/deli. Good eats. From what I understand someone burned this mother down years back. And as a testament to its history the owners built it brick for brick how it was on the inside and out. Excuse me while I grab a little tissue, and shed some little tears.
This is a look at some of the items for kick ass sale in that kick ass store. Hell yeah, then we got back in my kick ass truck and kicked ass all the way to West Point, CA.
So scenic. Look at those lush horizons. At this point Garrett and I were playing hide the salami, I mean we were about 40 minutes away.

Stussy x Mad Hectic x Undefeated

The trifecta is back. These items drop tomorrow worldwide. I heard a joke today, it goes like this: What's six feet wide, six feet tall, and covered with vaseline.......... YOUR ASSHOLE.

FYI

I'm trying to dress like this now. I think I could stomp through puddles/ women with great success. Keep reading TB. More to come. I'm trying to figure out the fucking blue tooth on my new phone to show you fucks all the Cali pics and tree farm shenanigans.

A note from your beloved LOWELL.

Huf Stuff

The “Duck Canvas” 59FIFTY comes in two versions, an understated SF Giants-esque black/orange version as well as a bold camo version. I am Barack Obama and I approve this message.

Mickey Rourke Raps Motherfuckers!

I guess he was in some new video game and these are the credits that just so happen to feature a tasty new joint from Mickey.

This guy sucks.

Here it is ladies and gentleman.

Back To The Hundreds

I can only hope Bobby is gonna drive this from here on out. I heard if you buy one Michael J. Fox will give you a hand job..

Just incase you were wondering who the best striker in the world is.

THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN!

To kick things off again, watch the greatest music video in the history of the world. As the title states on the post, we are back. California was great but it was time to come home. Stay tuned for a post of the trip.