Nike ACG Gore-Tex

Holy fucking shit Pt. II. This is the illest jacket I have ever seen in my life. (Illest jacket we will never have due to its $570 price tag). New life goal= head to Anfield with above jacket, preferably black, the addition of a black long sleeve Torres away, the below Undftd X Gourmet shoes, TH denim, and a fucking grin. Tread softly, for you tread on my dreams...

Undefeated X Gourmet

Holy fucking shit. I've been an advocate for the stylings of Gourmet for quite some time now, and here they drop a collab with UNDFTD. Finally a breakthrough in a the downward spiral of something much deeper than streetwear. I'll update you as info become available.

I forgot how great this flick is.

From now on I am only going to talk in quote form from this masterpiece. Have fun reading your Rhode Island Slut, i'm gonna watch the movie.

Everyone will live another day.

The gift card came super fast. You should be well enveloped by this story by now so I don't feel like I need to say that much. Long story short everyone will live for atleast another day while I too am forced to wait. Got a new Elite on THE way. I haven't been this happy in a while to be honest, its like Christmas is coming, but I already know what Im gonna get. Only this time Im not bummed because I didn't find all my presents out in the shed in the backyard. In other news, the Mariners are losing right now.

P.S Best Buy has really been impressing me lately, with the way they have handled this and all. Im just a happy camper! Rockin' and a-rollin'!

MLS All Star game wrap up (I lied)

So tonight the MLS All Star team lost for the first time against English opposition. Granted those Toffee fucks should not have scored in the first place to even force a penalty shootout to take place..I hate Stuart Holden. But lets focus on the good news. Above is a picture of the new customized Fredy Montero mi F50i, which was unveiled tonight during the game. It is to kick off the new Adidas premiere online customization customizer that custom makes things...sound similar? That's because Nike has had nikeid.com and that idea up and running for about 45 years now. It's called miadidas.com. I think they spelled MY wrong, or ME wrong. Both. There were 2 other players that did it tonight but who fucking cares? Right? If you care, which you shouldn't, click here. In other Sounders news; all of our guys that played did very well in the game, but then there was the penalty shootout and Freddie Ljungberg got his cheeky chip shot blocked to lose the game for the MLS...not too happy about it. We absolutely should have won this game. The Donovan point blank shot that hit the frame, and the last shot of the game where Casey gave it away in front of him to the keeper. 3 -0 by my count, at least. And we all know that Frenchman should not have scored..asshole.

No Time To Bleed

Cool down with some cool jams. SUICIDE SILENCE

MLS All Stars will win (I promise)

Tonight is the MLS All Star game v.s Everton (England). It is on ESPN2 because we do not care enough to put it on regular ESPN. Starts at 9:30PM on my side of the states and 6:30PM on yours. If you look at the picture, it is of the "probable" starting lineups for tonight's mass murder. 3 Sounders in the "probable" starting lineup, not too shabby. But to be completely honest the All Star team should be completely fielded by Sounders players. That's what I think, so that's what's right. I checked what is on the regular ESPN and it is a baseball game and then baseball tonight. Good idea.

Flying Coffin Neo Buffalo 5-Panel Cap

Jason did a great job with the execution of these 5 panel caps. Remember a few posts back the glow in the dark cap, well you're looking at it! All hail Flying Coffin. Ps. I wish caps like this looked cool on me god damnit. FYI that other cap that maybe you wrote off is 3M reflective you motherfucker. Extra safe keg stands, unicorn riding, or whatever the fuck your vice is.

What the fuck?

Update:


Someone screenshot one of Seattle and send it to me.

NEED > WANT

Unfortunately this jacket is not available to "round eyes" as far as I can tell.. But with it's smooth detail, and classic lines, rest assured my search will continue.. Ps. I'm not racist.

Is this what we have to look forward to?

This would be Cristiano's first goal donning the famous white kit. He starts with him famous crossover, gets by 2 defenders and then...oh yeah, he dives in the box. Did he have to go all the way to Real Madrid just to do that? I've been watching him do that for years with the Man U scum. I was hoping it would be something awesome. Wake me up when that happens.

Tweet Of The Day: Throwdown

"Didn't know there were clothes specifically FOR a "B.J." Stands to reason they're made by Dickies tho."
HAHAHAHAHAHA.

16 Days..

That's Bone's favorite visitor, Mrs. Lowell Miller. The countdown has begun.

Even Baxter told me these blow..

I swear to god SB's are about as useful as shit flavored lollipops. Were talking of course about the poor representation of Ron Burgundy above. That's right, Nike has tarnished the legacy of Anchorman by putting together a horribly constructed Will Ferrell dunk. Not since the "Pee Wee Herman's" has Nike done anything remotely legit in the SB department. And Ill even give them the "Coralines". I mean really come on now, the fucking movie is almost 6 years old. Do you really think you're going to push the ungodly amount of units you could back in the day? Long gone are the days of the Dino Jr's, and the Tiffany's, etc. You know what I'm saying. Scrap it Nike; adidas is on the come up in the skate department. Just sit back and relax, put your fucking shades on, and put that gun to your head... Eat your heart out SB.. You're a fucking disgrace.

Update: To kill or not to kill everyone (Time will tell)

So I promised you guys that I would keep you updated on the the status of getting our new Xbox, since ours shitted out. If you have not read about this go and ahead and indulge by clicking this different colored string of words! We sent it a few days, weeks back? I don't remember. Anywho, I called yesterday to get the status of it and according to the helpful young broad that answered they have received the payload/our baby and sent out our replacement gift card. Fingers crossed that everyone might be spared. If the picture confused you, what the fuck else was I supposed to post a picture of? Don't ask questions, enjoy. Good call.

For The Fallen Dreams

Hit HQ and enjoy the intro. High Quality boosts the audio a million percent, not just the video fyi. Turn this shit up and bounce in your living room, prison cell, bedroom, or whatever the fuck you want. FTFD is TB approved. LISTEN!

Case of the Mondays?

Moments of brilliance.. Inspiration...

SSFC/Barcelona Scarf

What do you guys think?..of the scarf. I don't wanna hear your life stories.

P.S. sorry for all the soccer posts.

P.P.S I am not sorry.

"Zlatan to reign in Spain"

Glory fulfilled. Boner is to the sky.

Let the unveiling begin..

This shit is happening LIVE, right now.

UPDATE: 17:56 BST For the avoidance of doubt - and as if you hadn't guessed already - Zlatan Ibrahimovic will inherit the #9 jersey from Samuel Eto'o. (The last Swede at Barcelona, Henrik Larsson, wore #17.)

18:00 BST The time of presentation has come, with a small stage being erected in the middle of the pitch for the occasion. It's not quite the pomp and circumstance of some other presentations this summer, but as mentioned, there is a great deal of passion here. Now we just need Ibra himself!

Seabiscuit gets fake red card

I didn't know they issued cards in the Kentucky Derby.. Oh that's a guy? Horsedinho? Oh, what? That's not his birthname.. Oh, Ronaldinho? Fuck me right?

Get into Football

Original.


Spoof.

"As happy as a child"

Who is? That's right! Raise your hand you big motherfucking swede! That quote is Zlatan on his much anticipated move to Barcelona. He is delighted, as are we. Do you think he's as happy as a boy who got to blow the King of Pop? Too soon...

James Bond (UNDFTD) for David Beckham Pt. II

Here is a flipped version of the famed ZX 8000 runners that rose to popularity in the 80's. It's designed by James Bond of Undefeated, which pretty much makes your and my shoes invalid from here on out. The shoe comes complete with a DB signature lace jewel, DB signature sock liner and soft leather lining. It's currently set to be a cornerstone in the Adidas Originals 2009 Fall/Winter season. I could see these being an awesome sunday evening shoe. Don't judge me for wanting to have a shoe for everyday of the week.. In other news my girlfriend texted me today saying David Beckham looked gross in a "banana hammock." I truly love that girl and thus feel better about my life and inability to destroy Spice Girl tang. And bend it.. like Beckham..

UPDATE: For winter...

This is bullshit. Pt. 2

This is a screen shot of an ad that I came across while surfing the vast web. However it better be vast because if I ever come across this picture again I will kill everyone. Everyone. Obviously your first guess would be that it was made digitally, but in fact if you have not witnessed our world, there are people out there that look like this. It might even be you. You assholes that go in there and just close your eyes while riffling through the tattoo book getting whatever your little dick beater sausages land on. "Give me DB93, AH07, F06..." Fuuuuuck you. I've never used Bing but I can assure you that I never will because of this shit. Have fun with your tribal, barbed wire, ying yangs and shitty font scripts.

Get me out of this world.

The mail has come...Pt. 2

It is a shame to post over that last one. Couple days late on the first round but Coraline (click here for HD trailer.) came today so I decided to consolidate posts. I had to re-buy Cars and Sunshine but they are both awesome flicks so it wasn't the hardest thing I have ever had to do. I had never seen Eastbound and Down but after being shown the following clip, it was pretty much a must have. North Carolina sucks...

For our readers..

Mainly Mike who posted 7 times. This obviously isn't straight up titties, but I like leaving something up to the imagination. That and I don't want dudes whacking it all over my posts.

STOOSY Winter Capz

Stussy is slated to drop some nice caps for the colder months of the year. If I get 10 comments on this post TODAY, my next post will be a set of titties. GO.