In the wide world of sports

Actually the only sport that matters.. My main man crush besides Kevin Bacon (Flatliners era..) Zlatan "The Super Swede" Ibrahimovic scored twice today for Inter's last game of the 2009 campaign. Not only did they win the title and he nab the top scorer award, but he sealed a 4-3 win with fucking back heel kick. The man is genius. That's more than I can say for Seattle's new less than super swede, Freddy Ljungberg.. He could've sealed a win for our beloved Sounders last night, but instead he choked on a skin flute.

That's Bone is now on Twitter.

You can now follow us on Twitter, please do. TWITTER.COM/THATSBONE. Tell your friends as well, im not going to say please again.

I WANT A COUPLE LITTLE HUMANS

Chris Hansen get the fuck away.. I'm not trying to lure them into my '98 Ford Windstar with otter pops again... In all reality this is a Black Scale X INVS Kids Collection. Furthermore this is fucking righteous. Me must not forget about the kids right? "they're our future!" I certainly am going to make sure my tykes are fitted with some nice fits. The lineup will feature a small batch of tees, hoodies, oneies, and crewnecks donning Black Scale’s signature aesthetic.
In local news, my father use to beat me with his belt.. while he was still wearing it.

Supersize Me

This is what I look like now. This photo of me was taken yesterday at the all you can rape buffet. Er.. Youth Chili Cook-Off. Truthfully this is actually a new piece conjured up by the mighty Ron English. Limited to only 30 pieces worldwide, and standing 3 Feet tall, the figure is surely to be highly sought after and collectible. MINDstyle’s Deluxe McSupersized Me by Ron English ships mid- June for a cool USD $2,000. If you aren't familiar with Ron's work, I absolutely suggest you do some research. Tootles.

BY REQUEST

Heer is yer post ELISE MARIE BIDMAN. Hopes ya lyke it! I proofed readed it sixx times. Just for yu! Give yourself a big hug from Garrett and I as well as the rest of the That's Bone staff.... my ego.

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IT'S A CELEBRATION BITCHES

GAME CHANGERS!

The motherfucking Hundreds teamed up with some of That's Bone's favorite dudes. Above are the best releases of the year and are The Hundreds Tribute to Hardcore Shirts. The white tee is a Benny Gold, and the black is a Flying Coffin. Pretty impressed guys. xFUCK YEAHx. Out the 28th!

Finafuckingly something worthwhile

I love this shit. This is what streetwear is all about. The concept and the execution. Leaders and Akomplice have joined forces to create this Survival of the Fittest pack. It consists of a tee, a co-branded Swiss Army knife, an individually numbered certificate, and a lemon (so you can paint that shit gold.. right?). It all comes in a nice, rope-bound box. The pack is limited to only 30, and will release tomorrow at Leaders in Chicago. So that means you can't get it, and neither can I. Unless you live in the windy city. If there are any readers from Chi town hit me up ill fucking do a post about you. Again forgive my rants, I have been in class for 8 hours.

Sneaker game lookin' up!

Heres a glimpse at the new Air Max 90 Current Huararche. They're about as cool as my d&%* if I dipped it in your ice cream cone. And now I know what you're thinking, thats not cool at all, but my d&%* would be fucking chilly, so thats where the coolness comes in. Additionally there are some BWs coming out, looking clean but they have a brown element which makes me want to die, do you remember a couple years ago when brown was the new black? Those days better be over or I will destroy my "brown" eye with a garden hoe. Forgive the obscenities, it's friday.

Despised Icon: Montreal Assault Review

As you guys may or may not know, Garrett and I are involved in an online mag back home called Rain City Ambience. I bought the DI DVD yesterday and posted a review up on the site. Go check it out, and furthermore go check out Despised Icon if this post loses you. Shits bangin. Head on over to raincityambience.com.

Mishka Summer Headwear

Boom baby. Mishka is slated to drop some nice pieces. Look at the fucking bat hat. Thats rad. Also the "Watchdog" hat reminds me of that bitch ass label.. Oh yeah, Billionaire Boys Club. In other news, I want to start a brand titled something I'm not, like Fat Jew Clothing, or something of that nature. Maybe I Heart Necrophilia.. wait..

Intriguing..

First glimpse at an upcoming Rivington Club and Fila collab. I find myself wanting more, so hopefully this proves to be a good drop.

ARSENAL AWAY

Here's the new away kit. Looking smokin'. Hopefully these will help them next year...

FORZA INTER!!

FUCKING CHAMPIONS. Congratulations to Hannibral the Cannibal. Fucking rifled in his 22nd Serie A goal. This marks Inter's 17 Scudetto. Celebrate Good Times.

Here it is ladies and gentleman.

These are to be revealed tomorrow. They are available for pre-order now and are fucking awesome.

Nike Livestrong Pack

Kinda always been a black and yellow guy, so this pack speaks volumes to me. Those 180s are dirty. The 90s are crisp. And the 1s are siq. What more could you ask for. Plus Livestrong is a pretty great campaign. Fuck cancer.

Actual Pain Summer Preview

Seattle's underrated brand Actual Pain is slated to drop some bombs on June 1st. Stay tuned. They've collaborated with Mishka in the past. Kinda love em.

Parra x Vans Pack

Sticking with the current trend of posts, here is the Dutch Masters soon coming Vans pack. And if I say so myself, this is further justification for myself to uproot and move to Amsterdam.

Parra x Air Max 1

Slated for a Holiday 09 release, the Dutch artist brings the cleanest shoe I have seen in ages. If you look closely you can see the inclusion of flywire on the side panel. Hup Holland.

AWESOME

New caps for the summer time.

New Bodega Fitted

Boston's Bodega is back at it again. Here is their Anchor Fitted. Available Now.

Flying Coffin Summer Preview. Plaid.

Now I don't know about you but it was about time that FC released their signature plaid design. It is exactly what I had in mind. Sounds like it is going to be one many things for years to come. Awesome.

SEATTLE STORE ONLY

NIKE AIR MAX 90 FLYWIRE TZ - MEDIUM GREY - BLACK - FUCKING SIQQQ

HOLY FUCK